返回列表 發帖

An Embarrassing Question

An Embarrassing Question
By Ryan Murphy

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask: "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask: "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"

回復 1# habitrailspace


  You wish to be the patient
千年百年煙雲外,縈懷的又豈是嬝娜輕愁..縱然碎落滿空星斗,我卻無法拭去記憶中那抹小小的 偶然, 凄酸 啊以及妳 長長睫影下的淚痕

TOP

回復  habitrailspace


  You wish to be the patient
somewhereintime 發表於 2010-11-11 20:52


hehe im not that perverted

TOP

TOP

testicle"s"

a man have more than one testicles??
First law: Every body remains in a state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted upon by an external unbalanced force.

TOP

笑咗 XDDDD

TOP

回復 5# Guy [/b


I don't  know about you, I do have more than one
千年百年煙雲外,縈懷的又豈是嬝娜輕愁..縱然碎落滿空星斗,我卻無法拭去記憶中那抹小小的 偶然, 凄酸 啊以及妳 長長睫影下的淚痕

TOP

本帖最後由 sheep 於 2010-11-12 07:35 編輯

猜三套戲名:
一粒
兩粒
三粒
無知並不是罪﹐  真正的罪是以無知 為口頭禪 為榮

TOP

who wants to be a patient here?

TOP

回復 9# tiffiant


    Not A patient,
    The very lucky patient
千年百年煙雲外,縈懷的又豈是嬝娜輕愁..縱然碎落滿空星斗,我卻無法拭去記憶中那抹小小的 偶然, 凄酸 啊以及妳 長長睫影下的淚痕

TOP

返回列表