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作者: Littleprince    時間: 2007-11-30 12:55     標題: 脫一粒﹐送一粒﹖

早排聽收音機﹐其中一個廣告這樣說﹐
非常的奇怪。。。

感覺上﹐好似說幫襯這美容院﹐
脫了一粒墨﹐他送番一粒給你﹐
非常的怪誕﹐
唔知大家有無同樣的感覺﹖
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-11-30 13:01

its just bad wording....

but how can you make it better while keeping the number of characters and "sentence" structure the same?
作者: ricrick    時間: 2007-12-5 03:26

我聽個時笑到我死
脫一粒﹐免費脫多粒   都ok la
d人吾知點諗野
作者: Littleprince    時間: 2007-12-5 12:39

原帖由 ricrick 於 2007-12-5 03:26 發表
我聽個時笑到我死
脫一粒﹐免費脫多粒   都ok la
d人吾知點諗野

仲要減一磅﹐送一磅呢。。。

我同老公講﹕減一磅﹐送番一磅﹐咪即係無減﹖
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2007-12-5 13:25

they will say soon:

upgrade 1 cup, free 1 cup???? lol
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-5 13:51

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2007-12-5 13:25 發表
they will say soon:

upgrade 1 cup, free 1 cup???? lol

this actually makes sense...you wont a 1-cup size upgrade...they give you a 2-cup size upgrade instead
作者: yungfourfour    時間: 2007-12-6 01:37

原帖由 celeron_266 於 2007-12-5 13:51 發表

this actually makes sense...you wont a 1-cup size upgrade...they give you a 2-cup size upgrade instead


LOL, I am imagining how they are only upgrading.....1 cup?
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2007-12-6 08:43

原帖由 yungfourfour 於 2007-12-6 01:37 AM 發表


LOL, I am imagining how they are only upgrading.....1 cup?

me too!!!!
hahahaha
upgrade your left, they will upgrade your right for free
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-6 08:56

nono...i am not talking just one cup....its one cup-size

so if you want...like a->b for both....they give you a->c
作者: Littleprince    時間: 2007-12-6 11:19

原帖由 celeron_266 於 2007-12-6 08:56 發表
nono...i am not talking just one cup....its one cup-size

so if you want...like a->b for both....they give you a->c

如果本來係 A 就咩問題都無﹐如果係 B 以上就大鑊D﹐除非想去拍A片。。。
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2007-12-6 12:23

原帖由 celeron_266 於 2007-12-6 08:56 AM 發表
nono...i am not talking just one cup....its one cup-size

so if you want...like a->b for both....they give you a->c

a-->c
then you're walking into the wrong store lah!
should go to plastic surgeon's office! kakakakkakaa

LittlePrince:
a-->b i don't see the point of doing that lor~ mind as well stay flat
作者: Littleprince    時間: 2007-12-6 12:54

Alc,

唔係o丫。。。B 都可以好立體﹐好好睇架 ﹐視乎當事人的背肌有幾厚﹐同埋整體身材。
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-6 13:38

b/c is like the ideal size IMO

and i dont understand why people like big boobs (ummm...maybe i am the abnormal one lol)
作者: Littleprince    時間: 2007-12-6 16:45

原帖由 celeron_266 於 2007-12-6 13:38 發表
b/c is like the ideal size IMO

and i dont understand why people like big boobs (ummm...maybe i am the abnormal one lol)

你係男定女先﹖ 男仔就多數覺得越大越好啦 (據佛洛衣得話﹐係受嬰兒時期遺留下來的記憶所影響)。。。 我自己從女性角度睇﹐就覺得看高度囉﹐如果女仔超過 5 尺 6 寸﹐C CUP 都可以接受﹐矮過 5 尺 6 寸就最好唔好超過 B﹐ 否則好核突﹐看落似肥婆。
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-6 16:53

原帖由 Littleprince 於 2007-12-6 16:45 發表

你係男定女先?

haha...good question....first its clearly listed in my profile....second...if i am a girl...i wont use such a geeky username
作者: notgoddy    時間: 2007-12-6 19:44

Size doesn't matter, it's how they look that does.

I wish I can post some examples but that would get me banned.
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-6 19:49

原帖由 notgoddy 於 2007-12-6 19:44 發表
Size doesn't matter, it's how they look that does.

I wish I can post some examples but that would get me banned.

not even with clothes on?
作者: notgoddy    時間: 2007-12-6 20:01

Some nipples are ugly and cloths doesn't help the situation other then sparing us from eye-pain.
作者: notgoddy    時間: 2007-12-6 20:25

Ok, just because I saw this on digg. A solid B grade B cup.
I am talking about the one on the right.



I think I should had cropped it.

[ 本帖最後由 notgoddy 於 2007-12-6 20:26 編輯 ]
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2007-12-6 21:25

little prince:

wa.... 好彩我仲fit within your standard....hahaha
actually, i think my back is too boney.... my shoulder blades sticks out kinda, it makes tube tops slip...that's why i can't wear those...
i know what  you mean.... like 36B compared to 32B.... of course the later one is more 3D lah...
but i think C is the ideal size in my standard...
作者: celeron_266    時間: 2007-12-6 21:50

原帖由 notgoddy 於 2007-12-6 20:25 發表
Ok, just because I saw this on digg. A solid B grade B cup.
I am talking about the one on the right.



I think I should had crop ...

she should at least wear a bra......the boobs will look much better if they are higher up at her chest
作者: notgoddy    時間: 2007-12-6 22:24

That is a whole other debate and preference: should they bounce freely? should it be easier to spot younger woman because they have firm breast? should they wear bras to hide droopiness?
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2007-12-7 11:28

guys....
BRAS are made for a purpose..... to keep things nice & in shape/support you know.

letting them hang loose is what you do at home after a long day of work
作者: notgoddy    時間: 2007-12-7 12:12

It's other purpose is to deceive ever so slightly.




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