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作者: playingtoy    時間: 2010-4-11 22:08     標題: when was the last time you lie

k me first. i had a bottle of red wine and i saw 3 shopping cart outside canadian tire each with $0.25 in it. so. i stopped and made an attempt to retrieve them all. i do have some tools in my pocket and backpack for almost all kinds of carts.

before i was done. that guy came out from canadian tire to collect the carts for closing. (like it was 7pm i think) so i sort of lie ... or trying to be polite to make my story beautiful and the following was our conversation:

PT: playingtoy
CT: canadian tire

PT: i got my quarter stuck in the shopping cart ... they have different sizes ... i had to use a wire

(at the time being my wire was stuck half way ... see i wasn't very professional when i was drunk ... but sometimes i kinda enjoy myself being a loser ... once in awhile)

CT: how many shopping carts did you have

(at scene i had 2 carts tied to each other by their own keys plus my wire and one cart with a quarter inside standing by itself and at hand working on 2 carts with different sizes which did not fit into one another)

PT: two...

CT: what were you doing with 2 shopping carts

PT: there was one guy before me (another lie in a split second ... bingo)

CT: can you take your wire out

PT: do you have a pliers i can use

CT: no ... we are gonna have to deal with it inside

He gave me a quarter from his hand and he took over and expected me to leave so i did (and seems like they must have been watching me for a long time ... i was there for like 15 minutes to half an hour)

and if i were to tell the truth when the guy came to me i should have said something like this:

"i am a bum and part of my job is to take all the quarters and dollars which are left behind by your customers in your shopping carts and i am only half way through ... "

(usually I'm pretty professional in taking the coin out but not that time)
作者: hamlet    時間: 2010-4-12 08:49

Salute to the Canadian Tire guy. He did a wonderful job, both professional and compassionate.
作者: playingtoy    時間: 2010-4-12 17:56

警察通例 第59章 敬禮

9. 儘管本通例有所規定,警務人員在以下情況無須敬禮:
(a) 正駕駛車輛、水警輪或船隻;
(b) 正指揮或控制交通;
(c) 正從事任何須絕對專注的職務;以及
(d) 通例或個別情況另有訂明者。
作者: playingtoy    時間: 2010-4-12 18:01

正從事任何須絕對專注的職務
playingtoy 發表於 2010-4-12 17:56


例如打牙較打瞌睡發偶豆褒煙劈酒上網上廁所
作者: playingtoy    時間: 2010-4-12 18:04

here is the dilemma

4. 警務人員在任何時間均須向以下人士敬禮:
(a) 中國人民解放軍駐香港部隊司令員;
(b) 中國人民解放軍駐香港部隊副司令員;
(c) 中國人民解放軍駐香港海軍上校;以及
(d) 中國人民解放軍駐香港空軍中校。
作者: hamlet    時間: 2010-4-12 19:52

本人通例 第999章 敬禮
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作者: Surreal    時間: 2010-4-13 00:15

昨天說的一句"It's ok, I don't mind"
作者: samsung    時間: 2010-4-13 09:16

haha... I read it as "when was the last time you die", I want to say "last night"




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