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作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-6 19:49 標題: IQ博士 + 叮噹 = ?

once upon a time 大雄 was so pissed off at f3thing. always being bullied by 忌安. not old enough to sleep with 靜宜. and always ended up in trouble using 叮噹's gadget. so one day. he decided to 離家出走. he stole a few 豆沙包 from ding dong, stuffed them into his pocket, and sneaked out of the house at night.

he kept walking. no idea where he was going. no sense of direction. north east south nor west. he didn't know anywhere else besides home. but for sure he was walking away from Tokyo.

One day, as he was finishing the last 豆沙包, he saw a village called 天神村. he figured he will go in there and get sth to eat.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-6 21:19

the problem is. he has no cash on him. he remembered awhile ago. he was surfing the LYK web and heard some guy named "playingtoy" mentioning sth about living out of the dumpster.

but the thing is. suburb area like that. have no dumpsters. and he never really seen anybody really eating except this fat scientist sitting in his home with his instant noodles. and a couple of flying babies eating metal. so he figured he will knock on the door of the fat scientist.

"yes, who is it ?" said the scientist.

" hello sir. i am wondering. is there a salvation army in your village which provides free meals for a hobo like myself ?"

" Oh. you. come on in."

(...)

" so you must be finding this weird that u don't see anybody else eating in the show ... i mean our village. anyways. i got an email from my boss 鳥山明 a few days ago. he said he was just making a deal with his "friend" 藤子不二雄 that u are gonna come over and visit us."

playingtoy: do u guys wanna see the ending or the crap in the middle ? give me some feedback. plus. welcome to join me and mess up the plot.

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-7-6 22:58

??????

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-6 23:17

??????
tofu 發表於 2010-7-6 22:58

did u grow up with the cartoons i was talking about ?

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-7 09:02

did u grow up with the cartoons i was talking about ?
playingtoy 發表於 2010-7-6 23:17

please continue

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-7-7 12:37

i watched both cartoons, but don't understand how they related to what you said.

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-7 12:39

i watched both cartoons, but don't understand how they related to what you said.
tofu 發表於 2010-7-7 12:37

豆腐你好可愛呀
好希望你係山吹老師

作者: tofu 時間: 2010-7-7 12:42

i want to be 小雲, can eat as much as i can but won't get fat

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2010-7-7 13:15

support 原創，but playingtoy posts are always very "玄", hope this one can be easier to understand.

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2010-7-7 13:16

i want to be 小雲, can eat as much as i can but won't get fat
tofu 發表於 2010-7-7 12:42

most cartoon characters won't get fat, maybe temporarily, but they will go back to their original size very soon.

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-7 18:55

本帖最後由 sheep 於 2010-7-7 18:56 編輯

回復 2# playingtoy

but they have a deal, 大雄唔可以對山吹老師有非分之想 .

唔係 IQ博士就。。。。。

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 19:55

please continue
sheep 發表於 2010-7-7 09:02

Hi everybody I am new here. Just came from HONG KONG. looking for friendship.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 19:58

i watched both cartoons, but don't understand how they related to what you said.
tofu 發表於 2010-7-7 12:37

i am making 大雄 walk into the world of Dr Slump

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 20:01

i want to be 小雲, can eat as much as i can but won't get fat
tofu 發表於 2010-7-7 12:42

其實我唔係好記得 Dr Slump 個 setting

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 20:04

寫住咁多先。唔知。surreal。有無興趣。join 我。

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 20:11

山吹老師
sheep 發表於 2010-7-7 18:55

咦。你都幾熟個setting喎。山吹老師你都識。

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-7 20:30

回復 playingtoy

but they have a deal, 大雄唔可以對山吹老師有非分之想 .

唔係 IQ博士就。。 ...
sheep 發表於 2010-7-7 18:55

i think i am getting a better understanding of what is going on between you and purpleheart ... better than when i first started a yr ago

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-8 08:34

i want to be 小雲, can eat as much as i can but won't get fat
tofu 發表於 2010-7-7 12:42

唔。。。。。。。
B仔有可能係小吉

作者: fibbi 時間: 2010-7-8 10:42

前排download咗啲IQ博士嚟睇，不過最近無咗seed。

support 原創 too.

作者: fishbelly 時間: 2010-7-10 12:32

博士見大雄 0甘慘, 就同拒講
"拿 lang 仔, 你出去轉右, 有一間茶壺既鋪, 茶餐就無架喇, 不過你問下有無咖啡, 落多十陵二十包糖, 頂住先啦"

(一人一段, 推到上高登)

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-7-14 08:10

good good, push

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-14 09:16

good good, push
samsung 發表於 2010-7-14 08:10

博士見大雄 0甘慘, 就同拒講
"拿 lang 仔, 你出去轉右, 有一間茶壺既鋪, 茶餐就無架喇, 不過你問下有無咖 ...
fishbelly 發表於 2010-7-10 12:32

大雄入到去
叫咗杯咖啡話入IQ博士數
個水吧就攞個茶煲去沖咖啡
大雄一睇可怒也
點解嗰個茶煲係韓國三星牌而唔係日本國際牌
就好嬲咁用英文講
WHY THE TROUBLE IS FROM SAMSUNG？

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-7-14 10:15

WHY THE TROUBLE IS FROM SAMSUNG？
sheep 發表於 2010-7-14 09:16

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-7-14 10:15

sheep, you definitely not 大雄's fan, he speaks no english

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-14 11:23

yes I know, he speaks no good cantonese also

茶煲係三星牌

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-7-14 13:19

本帖最後由 samsung 於 2010-7-14 13:20 編輯

yes I know, he speaks no good cantonese also

茶煲係三星牌
sheep 發表於 2010-7-14 11:23

make sure he has no accent when speaks Canto., or else lik will be mad

because he is very concern that Cantonese will be lost in his hands

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-14 18:24

話說上會講到

"why the trouble is from samsung?" said Dai Hung.

and the bartender said, " i don't know. i only work here. so you want the coffee or not ?"

"OK never mind," he chucked the whole jar of coffee in, right off the coffee maker, with 20 bags of sugar. And 30 seconds after that, he lost consciousness. and went into a coma.

(to be continued)

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-14 18:29

響呢個時候
哺B 哺B 小吉飛來就問小雲
點樣處置佢
小雲諗咗一陣就話。。。。。。。。。（待續）

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-14 19:13

就話
sheep 發表於 2010-7-14 18:29

督督督督

作者: fishbelly 時間: 2010-7-17 12:26

響呢個時候
哺B 哺B 小吉飛來就問小雲
點樣處置佢
小雲諗咗一陣就話。。。。。。。。。（待續） ...
sheep 發表於 2010-7-14 18:29

小雲就話 "拒暈左，　大家趁亂，　有野臘就好臘，　櫃檯有錢就蘿"

小吉二話不說, 兜野蘿起個 Samsung 牌咖啡壺, 咬啊咬, 一路咬一路哎 "kimochi, kimochi"

與此同時, 好正義既超人路過此地, 一見有事發生, 一腳踢開門, 入去大叫

"正, 有事發生..."

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-17 20:10

超人定一定神，就話：「唔該，我想買酸梅乾。我今日day off。」

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-7-18 07:13

講番個SAMSUNG茶煲
佢被人一掟就響銀幕飛出來
打中兩個人
原來呢兩個人就係鳥山明同滕子不二雄
響度睇近IMAX
好奇怪咁問

超人？邊Q嗰來㗎？

作者: samsung 時間: 2010-7-18 13:29

回復 32# sheep

SAMSUNG茶煲? good good good.. I like it

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-18 16:00

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作者: playingtoy 時間: 2010-7-18 16:04

傻瓜傻瓜

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