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作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-11-11 20:00 標題: An Embarrassing Question

An Embarrassing Question
By Ryan Murphy

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask: "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask: "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-11 20:52

回復 1# habitrailspace

You wish to be the patient

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-11-11 21:48

回復 habitrailspace

You wish to be the patient
somewhereintime 發表於 2010-11-11 20:52

hehe im not that perverted

作者: cremedelacreme 時間: 2010-11-12 01:31

作者: Guy 時間: 2010-11-12 01:31

testicle"s"

a man have more than one testicles??

作者: 嘉嘉 時間: 2010-11-12 02:25

笑咗 XDDDD

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-12 07:07

回復 5# Guy [/b

I don't know about you, I do have more than one

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 07:34

本帖最後由 sheep 於 2010-11-12 07:35 編輯

猜三套戲名：
一粒
兩粒
三粒

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-11-12 08:28

who wants to be a patient here?

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-12 10:07

回復 9# tiffiant

Not A patient,
The very lucky patient

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 13:58

testicle"s"

a man have more than one testicles??
Guy 發表於 2010-11-12 01:31

猜三套戲名：
一粒
兩粒
三粒
sheep 發表於 2010-11-12 07:34

作者: B仔 時間: 2010-11-12 14:15

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 15:37

B仔發表於 2010-11-12 14:15

笑咩？

作者: habitrailspace 時間: 2010-11-12 15:58

笑咩？
sheep 發表於 2010-11-12 15:37

唔通你係B哥

!?唔比B仔笑!

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-12 16:52

回復 11# sheep

兩粒
三粒

Man and super man

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 16:53

俾啲提示喇
兩粒係普通人ordinary man

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 16:59

啱
三粒係超人superman

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-12 17:01

回復 17# sheep

How about one marble?

作者: sheep 時間: 2010-11-12 17:04

老餅實識
係半邊人

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2010-11-12 18:15

回復 tiffiant

Not A patient,
The very lucky patient
somewhereintime 發表於 2010-11-12 10:07

how lucky?

作者: Guy 時間: 2010-11-13 02:59

本帖最後由 Guy 於 2010-11-13 03:03 編輯

回復 Guy [/b

I don't know about you, I do have more than one
somewhereintime 發表於 2010-11-12 07:07

Just google... never google just term....i thought it's the wiener
i see i see

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-13 07:18

回復 21# Guy

Just curious, Are you really a guy, or just a French name?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2010-11-13 07:25

testicle"s"

a man have more than one testicles??
Guy 發表於 2010-11-12 17:31

滴汗...

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-13 08:29

回復 23# mcjohnjohn

Why??

作者: nabeyaki 時間: 2010-11-13 09:10

what happen if the nurse is male??

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2010-11-13 14:10

回復 25# nabeyaki

The patient could be gay too

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