標題: a few jokes [打印本頁] 作者: puZZle 時間: 2007-12-2 03:44 標題: a few jokes
1. What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted.
2. Cop coming upon a young couple making out....
Cop: What the hell are you two doing?
Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.
3. The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
4. Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
5. Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mommy?"
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?作者: myversa 時間: 2007-12-4 08:55
