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作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 15:43     標題: 女唔受,但係有D人D竅照舊

一場相識條仔都要講下督下背脊架喇...好頂唔X順~
好睇唔起d男人咁飢不擇食.

有條仔,溝過晒我識得既女仔咁濟(包括我). 4 that i know of including me, and last week, he started to attack the 5th girl that i know.

same tricks:
- 日日奪命追魂call/sms, over 5x EACH
- 兜頭兜面拒絕佢但係依然貼身癡情,況死妳有一日一定會感動
- 唔係正室但hap醋,仲要比面色你睇
- 當正你所有異性friend係擒獸, MIB上身咁gup實你

same routine:
- 送公仔
- 跟出跟入
- 約你出黎帶你去D佢唔洗比錢既地方食飯,當請埋你,佢自己又有面
- 係人面前當正自己係你條仔咁

個朵咁臭,又食過咁多檸檬,點解唔識收皮?!
作者: MoiRhapsody    時間: 2008-3-10 16:09

「唔洗比錢既地方食飯」
喂~邊度咁正?
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-10 16:14

咁有恆心, 都係一個優點
作者: Littleprince    時間: 2008-3-10 16:52

原帖由 MoiRhapsody 於 2008-3-10 16:09 發表
「唔洗比錢既地方食飯」
喂~邊度咁正?

亞媽煮
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 17:59

原帖由 Littleprince 於 2008-3-10 04:52 PM 發表

亞媽煮

係佢老豆開間舖

頂~ 我收公仔個日(by surprise),我拎住隻野返屋企,勁無奈。。。因為隻野好明顯係舊既~ 返到屋企仲要比我老公指住黎笑,話邊鬼個咁大膽用舊野溝佢老婆 我個Livestock B 第一日介紹我比絛友識,就已經話明左比佢聽我結左婚架啦~ 個陣我當絛友仔係朋友,先同佢食飯飲酒姐~
最低死係,我地玩完,我返到屋企,絛友夠膽死奪命追魂call/sms我,話好好點解唔打比佢,報平安。比氣我受喎!

而家佢想溝我件Livestock A. 日日照打幾丫萬次黎,半夜4am狂sms問要唔要食宵夜。
出到去(saturday),當正自己係我Livestock A絛仔咁,做show比8個人同檯睇,又tum又扮死狗咁。
最低死係,之前再個日(friday)落club個陣,係佢自己比面色我Livestock A睇,話人地出街好唔call佢,黎到佢個場又唔搵佢,全晚好似黑面神咁。

絛友溝我Livestock B 先既。。。送公仔,帶出街請食雞翼
之後改溝我另外一個好姐妹BC-Tunnel. 又送公仔,又比錢請食飯
再之後溝我黎個有夫之婦,送公仔,請食唔洗比錢既飯(要俾錢既都有),飲酒,開酒,接送,免費入場etc...
上個禮拜5,我同另外個friend出街,咁岩ran into絛友,我個friend話,想扮唔識佢,因為大概兩年前,絛友有溝過她。
上個禮拜,同我Livestock A 出去玩,見到,咪介紹佢地識as friend囉~ 個晚絛友得到我Livestock A既電話之後,就開始同一個routine&手段黎溝我既Livestock A, 又係由奪命追魂call開始 + 面色

搞笑係,我地黎幾個女仔,論年齡,高矮,肥瘦,職業都係好大差別。唔係溝我得幾個既時侯,佢夠膽死出夠個29歲既女仔。。。衰D講句:佢自己23歲,但係溝既女又19-29歲不等,有仔冇仔,單身,結左婚都去溝!

真係比黎絛繆理吹脹!
作者: LOK    時間: 2008-3-10 18:32

hahah, funny story!

I wanna meet this guy.
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 18:35

原帖由 LOK 於 2008-3-10 06:32 PM 發表
hahah, funny story!

I wanna meet this guy.

表哥,
你見過架喇。
咁明顯,你冇理由唔知我講緊邊個架喎~~~~
作者: LOK    時間: 2008-3-10 18:46

hahah, then I think I know who...
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 19:19

原帖由 LOK 於 2008-3-10 06:46 PM 發表
hahah, then I think I know who...

i said:
當正你所有異性friend係擒獸, MIB上身咁gup實你 <-- you complained to me about this before. i thought you would know right away tim! hahaha 擒獸表哥
作者: yayaya    時間: 2008-3-10 20:01

handsome or not?
作者: ravemother    時間: 2008-3-10 20:38

原帖由 yayaya 於 2008-3-10 20:01 發表
handsome or not?


i guess not. if so, he doesnt need to do that.
作者: b06    時間: 2008-3-10 20:58

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-10 15:43 發表
個朵咁臭,又食過咁多檸檬,點解唔識收皮?!


咁天真同咁傻嘅人有無相睇呀?
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 21:08

老實講。。。樣唔係好得,格衰衰啦好明顯。有小肉,未算肥~ 二十幾歲人,學人留鬚,生意失敗咁樣~ 都幾殘~ 我行出去,佢D o靚以為我19歲(D弟弟唔係好識睇人,比佢咁講,我一D都唔覺得開心 )。 佢曾經掙扎左個o靚兩個月,覺得我話我結左婚係呃佢,有諗過我係咪其實係假結婚添~ 真係beh一聲~

b06:
緊係有啦!
但係批閃卡,真係唔可以係度upload. 溫哥華個圈子太細喇~~ 抱歉
作者: matt72178    時間: 2008-3-10 21:32

0甘 自 動  收 皮 咪  更 加 無 野 食 。 食完O 檬應該賽後檢討。
我 唔 信 好 人 好 姐 ﹐  正 正 常 常 會 溝 唔 到 女 。
但拒呢種預神殺神﹐ 預佛殺忽﹐  不屈不撓既精神我真係好能佩服。
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 22:24

絛友都飢餓左一段時間架喇。
唔好話食檸檬丫,連檸檬皮都lai 唔到,抽水抽唔到之如仲鑊鑊KO.
初初識佢我都覺得有點可憐冇女又冇乜真朋友,睇多幾個例子就覺得原來佢係自作自受。
你要溝我鍾意我我控制唔到,但係我越擲其他女比佢,佢反而痴到實好似帖身膠布。
(man... my poetic side is coming out again )

做人咁無賴咁冇個性怪唔得知乜人都冇
搵食行遠D都好丫~ 明知道個個都識得仲要中個頭埋來。。。唉。唔想落你面都唔得啦~
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-10 22:28

alc 姐
應該同埋你D friend 一齊係公眾場所奚落下佢
仲要帶埋你老公出黎
睇下佢仲可以點
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-10 22:52

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-3-10 10:28 PM 發表
alc 姐
應該同埋你D friend 一齊係公眾場所奚落下佢
仲要帶埋你老公出黎
睇下佢仲可以點


咁我會做到咁衰咁low既~ annoymous發下up風咪算囉~

搞笑地,佢見過我老公幾次,同過檯食飯飲野添~ LOL
佢溝我過陣(one year ago around this time in March, my "priority status" lasted approximately 3 months. after, i still get some sort of "golden thrown" status ga ),我有帶過我老公出來同我班女女一齊玩.佢冇咁薑咁夠膽用MIB上身咁怒beh住我老公。態度算係有善兼被面架喇,不過個樣都係唔係幾ger.

之前我帶我表哥禽獸LOK出去玩時,嘩!LOK一定係淋左佢全家!笑死我~~~~ 連我個禽獸表哥LOK同我班女女跳舞時,絛友仔係要走埋來,玩SARS病者隔離咁!驚死我同我D女女會食LOK唔食佢,要幫我地班女隔離所有男性動物~ 哈哈哈哈哈哈 佢唔明白,係我地容D男生,唔係D男生容我地囉~ mama-Alc D女女都咪話唔鹹濕~

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-10 22:57 編輯 ]
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-10 23:05

he should.... get a life

wait.. this IS his life
作者: chunsh    時間: 2008-3-10 23:25

I sort of similar to that guy like around 8-9 yrs ago so i think I understand his 心理
luckily I could stop myself once I got into university. Not that I made a gf right after I got into university. On the contrary, I spent a few months being alone and thought back and found out what where wrong
作者: makten    時間: 2008-3-11 00:32

OMG...me and my frd were talking about some guy like that awhile ago! exactly like this guy...
does his name start with a J?
作者: big_tooth    時間: 2008-3-11 02:59

accepting surprise gifts and free meals...
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 08:00

makten:
no, the name doesn't start with a J

chunsh:
AHAHHAHAHAHAH really? maybe you could kinda explain it to us how the brain functions!

big tooth:
講明係surprise公仔,仲要個鑊係佢車埋我, 走個陣我試過扮唔記得拎 我高薪厚職過佢家陣比唔起錢咩? 講到明唔好幫我比, but few times 出到去又係咁. 不過咁換個角度睇, 女人有人追唔係必然~

at that time he was after me, i go out, treat him as friend. although when i talk to my hubby, we did suspect he might be chasing, but we eliminated that thought because the very first day i met him, me & my Livestock B made it clear i was taken for life & is just out to enjoy a night with my girls. and at that time, me & hubby thinks it's ok to go out with him because even though he knows alot of people, we can tell that he's lonely cus he doesn't have much true friends, & he would tell me alot of things... so we thought maybe he treats me as a "close opposite sex friend jeh".

but after, he does the same thing to EVERY GIRL that i see that he tells me that he wants to CHASE

now, since he is chasing my Livestock A, he is starting to sms my Livestock A calling her "baby", on the phone calling her "老婆", "i love you"   my Livestock A inch him on the phone one night while i was sitting next to her... of course we both know he is a loser. so i told my Livestock A to tell him that he chase so many girls. he denies it, so i told A to ask him...
A: gum Livestock B neh?
him: i didn't chase her
A: gum Alc neh?
him: we're just friends
A: you treat everyone so good, why are you treating me good now?
him: cus i LOVE you
A: gum BC-Tunnel neh?
him: well....i was dating her a while
***me sitting on the side thinking WTF***
A: gum Yxxx neh?
him: really mo ar!!!!
A: gum Nxxxxxx ne?
him: she was my ex......

anyways...BC-Tunnel is another one of my best friends. how dare he has the guts to say he dated her a while?! it never happened! my hubby told me that i should call BC-Tunnel & tell her what he said, she would probably angry die with heartattack.
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 08:43

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-10 22:52 發表


咁我會做到咁衰咁low既~ annoymous發下up風咪算囉~

搞笑地,佢見過我老公幾次,同過檯食飯飲野添~ LOL
佢溝我過陣(one year ago around this time in March, my "priority status" lasted approximately 3 months. aft ...


twin,

OMFG~~~~~~~~~~~haahhaha, don't introduce me to him PLEASE~~~~
hahahaha, I can't help but laugh in front of my computer now ~!!!!!!!!
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 08:54

Let me guess, is  his name start with H?
作者: LOK    時間: 2008-3-11 09:34

一個人, 個格衰, 就算有出眾的外表, 亦唔會有女受... 何況冇條件.

外表 is only for the first impression, once ppl know you more, 外表 will not be as important as 人格/性格.

But this guy, I don't have to know him or talk to him.  I could tell he's 衰格.

[ 本帖最後由 LOK 於 2008-3-11 09:38 編輯 ]
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 09:35

Twin,
you've met him ga la...hahahaha
how come you & biu gor so slow reaction & cannot think of who it was when i made this post ga? even my hubby read you guys' response & he said how can you guys NOT know!
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 09:35

Then, I'm just curious and wondering why does he thinks "used doll" is the way to get the girl? or he will think "used doll" will get a woman who is taken or married????????

What lead him to believe so????
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 09:36

And do not introduce him to my wife... please....

Someone should teach him a lesson...

If he phoned my house at 4:00am, I would be super pissed at him.  

Hi might think he is the center attention of all the girls around him and every girls should fall in love with him.

[ 本帖最後由 myversa 於 2008-3-11 09:38 編輯 ]
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 09:41

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 09:35 發表
Twin,
you've met him ga la...hahahaha
how come you & biu gor so slow reaction & cannot think of who it was when i made this post ga? even my hubby read you guys' response & he said how can you guys N ...



Twin,

I really can't think of who wor, the geek stood behind you like a ghost in plush?? or the one who got us in plush??? or the one with all the drinking tickets????
作者: kaimui22    時間: 2008-3-11 09:43

well, like you said in my other post before, it's no use just "complaining"...u gotta do something about this jerk and help rid the world of such shameless losers!

i am just wondering..why are you guys still friends with him? if he's just looking for prey, he's not truly a 'friend" anymore...especially with him being so 博愛(desperate?? haha)  that he won't even let go a married woman!

if you are complaining about him so much..either 1) 當眾奚落 so he will 自動退位 or 2) disconnect all communication and ties with his guy and cut him out of your life. no use just complaining and still keep letting him hang out with you guys! he'll just go after one friend and one friend until the whole group is over!
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 09:43

haha.. maybe utopia is his next target?
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-11 09:58

原帖由 myversa 於 2008-3-11 09:43 發表
haha.. maybe utopia is his next target?


I wanted to post before, but figured I shouldn't... but since you bring that up again...

what if she gets introduced to the guy and the guy decides not to chase her?  That would be very funny.   (let me know if that happens plz, alcol. hahahah)
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 10:25

Hey, sazabi and myversa, I don't think I will be after.

Thanks god, may be I'm not attractive to this kind of jerks?
I ran into these kind of jerks before, they chase all girls around me except me .. hahahahahahaha, dou ng ji if it's a good thing or bad thing
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 10:33

I dunno, once in awhile I witness guys like that.. but my twin's dear friend is the most "geng" one.

I remember back in  HS, the TW guy in our group (well, i'm one weird honger girl in the whole TW group) dropped love letters in every single locker of all TW girls...

and one guy as CBC chase EVERY GIRL in town, excluding me, well, he knew that i was taken and I was so rude to him when he screamed so loud "I LOVE YOU UTOPIA" in the kitchen.............. I just stared at him and asked him "are you  dai b?"
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 10:43

Twin,
you got it right! hey, aren't those 3 that you listed out the same person meh???

kaimui,
hahahaha
we did do something about it. we told him in his face that we're either taken, married, or not interested!! when he ask me why i don't call him at 3am in the morning telling him that i'm safe, i told him it's because i'm home with my husband, & jumped into bed with my sleeping husband! but some low life losers is really a challenge for mama-Alc to bring him down.

regarding the suggestions that you made for me:
1. we totally did dis him in front of people when he sticks on, i just push him away & go socialize with anybody else that i was talking to cus he was in the way. and he tells me that i shouldn't talk to those people, i told him it's none of his business
2. we don't need to cut ties with him because the only time we see him now is when we go out & run into him.

today, i just found out he's crazy enough to stalk my Livestock A, buy her & Livestock B starbucks, AND walk BOTH of them to work. my Livestock A & B now works 1 block away from each other so they car pool together.
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 10:58

funny thing is, my Livestock A thinks she can play him & use him as sor jai rebound...just somebody to pui & tum her. understandable, but i told her, if so, definitely this is not a good pick just because he's the first to show up on your door step desperate. but now, people who saw comes to ask stuff because they've seen the awkward situation. i dunno what to say  other than "no, they met just 2 weeks ago, they're not together". worse...they ask me: "really? howcome he seems like he owns her already?"
and i'm just caught on the spot.
so i'm like dxx-ing my own Livestock A because she's so _____, & letting this loser seem like he owns her infront of many people.

ok. i think if girls fish it's fine, as long as you have the asset, ability & control. but what she's doing is definitely NOT NSA & is fishing with no technique at all worse, she has this guy that's she's been eyeing, but this whole thing will just sink her down.

some people are good fish. but if you fish a dead fish, it will just make you stink.

myversa:
hahaha... i won't intro him to your wife geh~ LOL no worries. but if you know anybody that wants to get rid of their current gf/wife, let me know, i'm sure this guy can help out

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 11:03 編輯 ]
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 11:04

Twin,

HOLD ON A SEC, was it the guy's name started with "D" if I didn't remember wrong?? I mean the guy who put us on the list so it's free cover????

I dunno, he doesn't seems to be freaky (BUT NO, I don't want to be friend with him!!!!) It seems that he is well aware that your hubby was there to pick us up and I thought he was nice as my diamond bachelor that he will guard us ja wor!
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 11:07

YOU MAKE ME CURIOUS NOW, wuhahahaha, or was he the pimple face that put his hand over my shoulder and asked me to drink with him and you ???  the guy who pull out drink ticketsssssssssssssssssss out of his bag and buy you drinkssssssssss?
作者: asmok    時間: 2008-3-11 11:13

This is too funny.... can't stop laughing at work..

Doesn't the guy know that all the girls he's chasing are all friends with each other?? If he knows all the girls he's chasing are all friends, then he just like to eat lemon.

I think utopia wants to be the next target since she keep on asking about it...
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 11:15

NONONO
Asmok, I DUN WANT TO but alc just make me super curious since she said I met him already and I can't recall who!!!
作者: liksook    時間: 2008-3-11 11:15

fishing around eh??? just make sure that guy didn't read the hk news recently ...

the person chopped his ex gf neck off and did brutual things
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 11:16

It will be even funnier if I can put the face with the whole story that alc is sharing with us....I'm just so 8 kakkakakaka
作者: chunsh    時間: 2008-3-11 11:27

based on my previous perseonal exp,
that guy is SERIOUSLY lack of self-esteem, that made his brain doesnt work.
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 11:30

Twin,
it's not the one that starts with D.
aiya...how can you NOT know?! you go msg biu gor & ask him la. he knows the answer~ then you can match up the face to the story

asmok,
he KNOWS ga. it's like this:
- Livestock B got hit on first, she met him through other friends.
- then we go out play together & Livestock B intro him to our BC-Tunnel
- then me & Livestock B go out together play,  she intro me to him.
- 2 weeks ago, i go out play, i intro her to Livestock A
as for my other friend Miss Yxxx, he hit on her before Miss Y knew me & Livestock A & Livestock B gah.

complicated. but do you understand how we all met him? hahaha

liksook:
actually, in that xbf chopping off the xgf's thread... i mai replied to it right? & i said that last week, one of my best girl friend had similar incident, but we called the cops cus we didn't wanna take any chances right? that girl is Livestock A that's why i'm venting it out here cus i NO EYE SEE. it's not like this loser have the guts to do something like that. but it's just that our group of friends just saved her from life threatening danger. what do you know, the next moment, she's fishing off of this loser! knowing nothing will happen, yet, she's just wrecking her own reputation when she's single & looking/hunting!
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 11:32

chunsh:
i thought you will say the guy over confidence, & lack security of being single tim. but i agree that his brain doesnt function properly. so....can you give mama-Alc some suggestions to put him into rehab? how did you self cure?! i'm so curious! you don't sound like that at all!!! i can't believe you said you used to be like that, but less serious symptoms!
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 11:36

Ai ya, you just message me with the answer la!!!
I really can't recall who that guy is!!!!
作者: chunsh    時間: 2008-3-11 11:53

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 11:32 發表
chunsh:
i thought you will say the guy over confidence, & lack security of being single tim. but i agree that his brain doesnt function properly. so....can you give mama-Alc some suggestions to put hi ...


I was so much similar to him before
lust is one of the reasons, can't deny
lonely is another, I believe

but I was like I just so eagerly want to get a female human being

how to cure?
I dunno, as I remember, I knew people talkng/laughing behind me like u guys doing, but I didnt awake until I achieve my goal at that time---got into univesity. so the only one who can cure this situation is him, I think.

In other words, problem will be solved if he can get a life

I dunno, man, I lack of confidence before since I thougth I have no $, can't get in unversity, no cool sport cars or bm,...but that was before I was getting to 21, so I am suprised that he is 20 something....

but u said that his family own a resturant? is he a rich guy? maybe he is over-confidence and like "waiting for ****ting after the full meal", hhaha

gee, I am sort of relief that I was not alone

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作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 12:31

Hahaha. if there is a face linking to the story, it would be great.... for us..
作者: siumaibb    時間: 2008-3-11 12:35

原帖由 myversa 於 2008-3-11 12:31 發表
Hahaha. if there is a face linking to the story, it would be great.... for us..


agree
作者: kaimui22    時間: 2008-3-11 12:37

i think its time to see a pic of the guy..
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 12:44

Twin,
i give you a super OBVIOUS hint la.
remember my [email protected]$$ bachelor that was using your hand to rub his thigh? (OMFG...the thought of that incident was just too hilarious, i'm giggling to myself now). well... the guy that i'm referring to here, has the same name as my bachelor (he's not a bachelor anymore lu... )

chunsh,
aiya... that guy is 24 this year. he's still going to Kwantlen. rich ng rich? i don't know. cus he's not rich, only his dad is...so i don't consider that as being HIM rich   he drives his dad's nice cars (2 cars).

i'm sorry that i'm teasing guys like you (used to be like you). but can't help it cus the monkey act is TOO ridiculous!

i give you guys another example from the era that he was chasing me la:

one time while out partying, it was getting late & i was getting tired & i didnt drive. when i took out my cell phone to call my hubby, this random drunk girl that was all over the place bumped right into me, knocking my phone out of my hand, onto the floor, & stupidly in a spot where there was a puddle of water. so my phone wouldn't turn on. so i asked him to borrow his phone. he already mad at me cus he claims that i "disappeared on him all night long". but it was really him that left me to entertain his other friends. anyways, i borrow his phone, he said to keep it for the night so he can "find me". after using it to call my hubby to pick me up, i put his phone into my little clutch bag, cus i dont want to drop somebody's phone, & i don't need it anymore, & was gonna return to him when i leave. so later, he was "looking all over for me" & finally "found me again", he said howcome i didn't answer his call. i said cus i finished using it, put it in my bag. he got super pissed & gave me face color. so it was about time already cus at 3am, it only takes 15 mins to drive from richmond to downtown. so i told him i'm going to leave now. he said he take me home. i said no, i called hubby already. he said he walk me out wor. i said no, cus my hubby is outside already and he was so drunk that i swear if he walks out into the cold, it's possible that he'll puke all over me. so some of his friends saw him said hi...he told me to wait here until he come back wor. so i gave him back his phone as he walked away to entertain his other friends, and i just left.
by the time i got home, he keeps calling my cell 4 times, sms me, asking me where i am, why i left without him, & left without telling him!!!
anyways... the next few days, he still msg me on msn, but give me attitude because "i ditched him" wor. & that how i don't want him to care for me bleh blah etc... & howcome i don't call him when i get home, why don't i sms him when i get home

& other little times when omfg, he would give me face-color because i was chatting with HIS friends. later, he would drag me away, or tell me on msn how the people i was with that he knows, is not good people, i should becareful & stay away from those people, cus those people just want to get inside my panties   
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 12:49

i would LOVE to show a pic, but i can't post up this sparkle card sorry. vancouver is too small. i'm already watching what i type here, cus i don't want to give out obvious vital information that will release the identity if i do, then people will complain that i'm unethical

i'm so sorry... i know the tales here are such a good laugh & will cause alot of people to spray their lunch @ work... but i'll leave the mysterious image upto you guys' imagination

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作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 12:50

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 12:44 發表
& other little times when omfg, he would give me face-color because i was chatting with HIS friends. later, he would drag me away, or tell me on msn how the people i was with that he knows, is not good people, i should becareful & stay away from those people, cus those people just want to get inside my panties


And he is not?  I cannot stop laughing.   I think he is a control freak.
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 12:54

& fyi,
i think in this other post, i made a comment on a guy buying a $8 necklace gift for a female friend that i didn't know was my best friend right?
THAT GUY IS THIS LOSER
the female friend that i was referring to in that post is my girl friend here that i refer to as BC-TUNNEL!!!

now, you can dig out that thread, re-read it again, & get another good laugh
作者: kaimui22    時間: 2008-3-11 13:00

does this guy go on LYK?
作者: asmok    時間: 2008-3-11 13:08

This is so funny... a drunk control freak.... it keeps me awake after lunch..

The only way he'll learn is when he finished hitting on all the girls around him and everyone starts to ignore him including his friends.
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 13:09

原帖由 kaimui22 於 2008-3-11 01:00 PM 發表
does this guy go on LYK?

hahahahaha are you suggesting it's Mr. H??? hahahahahaha
no, not him
& no, i'm pretty sure he doesn't go on LYK
his name starts with one of the last 13 letters of the 26 alphabet
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 13:21

This is good.  Now are are narrowing it down...

Anymore hints?
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 13:33


i gave so many hints already!

some of his "golden phrases":
- how come you're so mean to me?
- why can't you treat me better?
- how come you ng choi/lei me?
- why you don't call me?
- eee...ng ho gum la~

作者: makten    時間: 2008-3-11 13:36

Why do you call you friend BC-tunnel though...
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-11 13:43

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 13:33 發表

i gave so many hints already!

some of his "golden phrases":
- how come you're so mean to me?
- why can't you treat me better?
- how come you ng choi/lei me?
- why you don't ...


That sounds like me....
oh... i have another favorite..
"野~~~ 我唔制~~ 你蝦我既~"
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-11 13:49

原帖由 SAZABI 於 2008-3-11 13:43 發表


That sounds like me....
oh... i have another favorite..
"野~~~ 我唔制~~ 你蝦我既~"


And your name starts with one of the last 13 letters of the 26 alphabet which is "S"...
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-11 13:51

原帖由 myversa 於 2008-3-11 13:49 發表


And your name starts with one of the last 13 letters of the 26 alphabet which is "S"...


And I do know that alcol is hot and married

Oh... but I don't drive a nice car, so nevermind.
作者: asmok    時間: 2008-3-11 13:55

That could be a lot of ppl..... we need more hints....
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 14:00

makten,
it all started when we called Livestock B "E-tunnel".... for very legit & logical reasons.
then my other friend... did *something*, & we started to call her B-Tunnel. but eventually, she got upgraded, so we started calling her BC-Tunnel...which is a very accurate description, & she did something in our province of BC hahahaha...very funny inside stories that lead to our nicknames.

i'm called "Captain" by the girls.

myversa,
Sazabi's net name starts with last 13 alphabet jeh...but his REAL name does not meet that requirement wor~~~
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 14:31

I don't think I met this guy wor...
I try to recall all your friends in my head, I can't come up with anything similar to your bachelor's name lor
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 15:10

OMG, OH YEAH... hahahahahaha
now I remember who he is after seeing his pic..

akakakakaka, sorry to say babe, but he is so hard to stay in my memories... not until  you tell me his exact name with his pic then I remember.. OH YEAH, there WERE a guy like that standing around you like a ghost that night!!!!!
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-11 15:11

Well, from his look, I can so much imagine him holding an used doll and forcing you to bring it with you kakakakaka

please, apologize for your poor "D" guy that I link him with this jerk.. heehehehehe, he deserve my apology!!!
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 15:19

omg Twin, did it really take you THAT long to remember?!

you know, 2 weeks ago when he met my Livestock A geh? remember i told you that i was partying with your J-bachelor? it was that night lor!!

it was kinda funny cus i called up your J-bachelor, he came solo. cus the loser was gonna treat me & my Livestock A as usual to impress me. on the way, Livestock A & J-bachelor was trailing me, & mid way, i got stopped like 3 times because other people & random strangers wanted to treat me drinks too. his face was NOT IMPRESSED because i ditched him 3 times midway to drink with him. anyways, my Livestock A is a light drinker (how can you turn down alize7, but say you rather drink 151 because you get buzzed from it?! sorry, but i don't believe it even though she's my friend), although she does not admit it. so she refused to drink like 3 drinks, so i handed over 2 (JD & applejack) of her drinks to J-bachelor & took 1 (rocky mountain)drink myself, and of course, the loser's face was pretty black i woulda drank it all, if i didn't have to drive...AND still i ended up getting a cramp in my leg that night! HAHAHAHA

btw,
this sat, it's my other girl friend's bday (the cute blondee with HUGE headlights that you saw at my bday dinner neh~)...& we're going to The Modern. care to get a permit & join us? krisma's coming too....hahahha

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作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-11 22:03

alc 姐 u should hold a lyk gathering telling that guy that there are lotsa news that he can meet

at the end he'll find a bunch of lyk guys ganging up on him!
作者: makten    時間: 2008-3-11 22:09

anyone up for celebrities next week?
作者: kaimui22    時間: 2008-3-11 22:22

ha..i like the idea of having a LYK meeting just to see this guy...
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-11 22:24

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-3-11 10:03 PM 發表
alc 姐 u should hold a lyk gathering telling that guy that there are lotsa news that he can meet

at the end he'll find a bunch of lyk guys ganging up on him!

餵D宅女比佢食。。。?
哈哈哈哈
作者: Rainy    時間: 2008-3-11 22:48

hhahahahahahaha

I remember I had a similar case too.... just that I was reading this thread this morning and I was thinking... how come this sounds so familiar.. wahhhwahahahah

but that Mr S is so ng dim wor.... using 'old dolls'.... ng hai ho rich meh? why used ones? haahhaha o m g..
作者: sillything    時間: 2008-3-11 23:01

is his name Jason? I have someone do similiar name Jason have many pinples in his face. don't understand why he has so many girlfriends and he has wife tim ga wor.
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-11 23:30

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 22:24 發表

餵D宅女比佢食。。。?
哈哈哈哈


係宅男呀!!!!

c'mon c'mon anyone wanna do it!?
作者: kaimui22    時間: 2008-3-11 23:33

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008/3/11 11:30 PM 發表


係宅男呀!!!!

c'mon c'mon anyone wanna do it!?


i think we'd have to ask alcoholic to organize..
ha..this sounds like a stoning event....he comes out, everyone attacks
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-11 23:36     標題: 回復 77# 的帖子

i knowwwww

alc 姐!!! c'mon! hahaha
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-12 07:23

not Jason, i said a name that starts with one of the last 13 alphabet~
not Patrick either...


Puzzle & Kaimui:
can't feed him 宅男.
cus remember i said 當正所有異性係擒獸???  those 宅男會變成佢殺父仇人...hahahaha
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 08:08

Dear LYK buddiessss,

I personally seen this guy before with my twin. He is not the ugly 宅男 you would expected but just think, it took me sooooooooooooooooo long to remember OH YEAH, there WERE one person like him in Plush, then think think how he is so hard to noticeable. hahaha, I personally think it's an insult as I even can remember the geek that follow us twin whole night than him..

Speaking of that geek, I remember he followed alc everywhere, even when alc went out for a smoke, he just stood there. When we girls having fun on the dance floor, he stood there... so freaky...
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 08:09

背後靈----- >>> is the right term to describe this geek.
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 08:15

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 15:19 發表
omg Twin, did it really take you THAT long to remember?!

you know, 2 weeks ago when he met my Livestock A geh? remember i told you that i was partying with your J-bachelor? it was that night lor! ...


HAHAHA, sorry, I can imagine the picture. And this geek is stupid enough to gang up on my J Bachelor???/ LOL, he must be jealous if he seen my J-bachelor keep running into hot chicks in the club and saying hi or hug or witness how J-bachelor can get the hot chicks' phone number so quick wuahahahahaha
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-12 08:31

Twin,
he is too chicken sh!t to gang on your J-bachelor.
i was the one who handed over the drinks to J-bachelor, that's why he can't say no sh!t. besides, he already didn't give much face-color to J-bachelor, compared to the way he treated Biu Gor

besides, the way you saw me trail me all night, is not so severe already ga la, compared to the time he chase me, or the time that i took Biu Gor out to play. omfg~ before, he is ALWAYS within arm-reach radius. AND he would like get mad at ME if guys even LOOKED at me.
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 08:39

Twin,

Or may be I should be thankful because he wasn't within arm-reach radius around us last time

Then again, perhaps he has some mental problem that he will imagine all girls are his belonging or property?

OMG.......... hahahaha, the LYKs are right, we should host a gathering and sell ticket to display this one of the kind stalker to them . HEY, we can make some profits from it !!!!

[ 本帖最後由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 08:41 編輯 ]
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-12 10:39

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 07:23 發表
Puzzle & Kaimui:
can't feed him 宅男.
cus remember i said 當正所有異性係擒獸???  those 宅男會變成佢殺父仇人...hahahaha


=(((((((((((((((((((
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-12 10:42

comon people...!
help mama-Alc think of some tricks la...
usually, i can handle things myself & make a smooth lethal kill.

but this 紛蛋really 好kick手ahh~
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 10:59

Twin,

The only way to get rid of him is get him laid ~~~

基本上拒係精虫上腦而影響拒既思維~﹗
當精虫成功道除﹐拒就唔會再發作架喇

又或者買個超靚吹氣公仔個拒﹐等0的精流失得七七八八咪唔煩你LOR

到時可能拒要公仔唔要女呢~﹗架下0的吹氣公仔好鬼PRO 架
有溫度之于仲要系1比1美女樣添
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-12 11:01

Just tell us us which club you are going the day and we all can sneak in and take a look at him.. oh and what he wears too...
作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-12 11:05

i can pretend to be gay and scare him away!!!! hahahahahha
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-12 11:07

Oh you want to get rid of him?

1.  Introduce him more girls so he will be busy with those girls....

2.  ask your hubby to go with you to the club and show him how close you and your hubby are...
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 11:08

講到尾﹐你地都系想見識下依個世外高人者
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-12 11:12

Take some sparkle cards with your hubby and show it to him.  If he doesn't back off after that, just marry him.
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 11:24

Twin,

While I'm having my lunch I remember I attracted one pyscho stalker like you, only he is a middle age ugly fat man......

He so "IN LOVE" with me that he said he wanted to rape the girl that betray me and he wanted to "yim" the man who took my first time.........................................

and he put on his ICQ info said that I'm his second woman who are most important to him .............blah  blah
I can't recall la, but he is very freaky la....... yup, I think he stalked on my ex in China town, and stared at him whole time while he was eating his noodle and I broke up with that ex like ages ago.........................................

how to describe le? imagine a middle age, fat ugly man still wear a
童軍皮帶EVERYDAY and ask me how come I don't like his favorite song ----> 人生於世上有幾個知記and he told me he is so broke as an international student that he think "bak choy" soup is luxury for him and he use cloth to divided his apartment, so he can rent the living room to others ..............................and back then I was only ...... 18? and he is almost 40 ? 35? I dun recall la... Oh, and he even told me he has to bring a gf back to his family and if he ever bring me there, his family will lock both of us in a room and forced us to have sex until I get pregnant.........

then one day, I really had enough of him, I told him I hate him and he is super annoying.And i cannot stand him in my life for another second and I absolutely want him out of my life forever.....then I blocked all his contact, changed my e-mail, block his phone # and I think he still stalked on me secretly as for the past years, some suspicious e-mail tried to add me on the social networkssss and I just ignore it

[ 本帖最後由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 11:25 編輯 ]
作者: myversa    時間: 2008-3-12 11:25

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 11:08 發表
講到尾﹐你地都系想見識下依個世外高人者




作者: puZZle    時間: 2008-3-12 11:35

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 11:08 發表
講到尾﹐你地都系想見識下依個世外高人者


知就好啦... hahaha
作者: chunsh    時間: 2008-3-12 11:51

guys and girls, let me throw some bucket of "iced watter" to this thread
watch out for the wordings, I think all of us has seen too much newspaper headlines about someone killed the others becos they got insulted too seriously (either they deserved the insults or not).

this issue sounds funny at the beginning; however, if u really want to solve the problem, then I think u should tell him DIRECTLY with friendly tone and use the careful wordings.

[ 本帖最後由 chunsh 於 2008-3-12 11:54 編輯 ]
作者: SAZABI    時間: 2008-3-12 12:21

原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 11:24 發表
Twin,

While I'm having my lunch I remember I attracted one pyscho stalker like you, only he is a middle age ugly fat man......

He so "IN LOVE" with me that he said he wanted to rape the girl that  ...


U really scare me now... hard to believe such people exsist....
作者: utopia    時間: 2008-3-12 12:30

sazabi,

I'm glad that I'm done with him forever and I don't think I can recognize him ever on the road....now...

I remember he asked me what were I having for dinner...and I told him, nah, just some boil bak choy soup ji mah. Then he made it sounds like luxury that he didn't drink any soup for a year now blah blah blah....... I was ..............

Then, he said he is so broke that he can only rent a one bed room apartment and secretly rent it out for two more roommates. And I asked him how, he said he used cloth to divided the living room into two areas so the other two roommate can stay there............ I'm talking about it's within this century, how can it possibly happen?

The part about he stalking on my ex. I didn't witness that. I think my ex in the other city called me (as he heard about this weirdo from me) said that he hardly go to China town for noodle and he saw a man ate there alone and stared at him whole time (from the description, I'm pretty sure it's him..................)
作者: Alcoholic    時間: 2008-3-12 12:31

Twin,
getting him laid <-- we thought of that already. but WHO would wanna lay him?!   i just showed a pic of him to Rainy baby & boss Serenade. my Rainy baby freaked out & literally puked. our boss Serenade said he knows this guy long time ago & still remembers him because he said "this guys is trying to act like he's pimping well"

as for the inflatable doll idea...
it wont work. all he want is a: 女人, 活的. something that's mobile & living, so he can 24/7 stick around & stalk that's like his life, his hobby...thinking that one day, the mobile woman will feel "touched" by everything he does!

Puzzle:
if you wanna pretend gay & scare him away, then the first thing you need to WILLINGLY need to do is to 上下其手佢, 仲要搾佢pat 喎~要逼真就要犧牲

myversa,
back in the days...the more girls i pick up, or intro him, or feed to him, the MORE he sticks CLOSER. ding~

i did bring my hubby out once in a while to party, to eat, to drink. while he was there. there was this one time, he invited me over to his place to watch canucks (not alone, but with other people). gum of course, i wouldn't go alone. so i bought my hubby along...he was pretty mo-loi his voice turned to monotone...lol

Sazabi,
show him sparkle cards?! i'm not insane la. i take yuen, i delete it from my camera ga!

Chunsh,
actually, we tried to get rid of him last week. he called my Livestock A didn't wanna answer, so pushed the phone over to Livestock B...who have no eye see, so she pushed the phone to me. So i told him calmly, nice tone, asking for his understanding saying that our life is complicated right now, & we appreciate his care & sh!t...BUT, we need some space, cus we're having a "difficult time" (really referring to him )so he backed off for like 3 days. then last friday, the whole routine starts again or else, i wouldn't have made this post lah

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 12:36 編輯 ]
作者: makten    時間: 2008-3-12 12:36

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 12:31 發表
Twin,
getting him laid  

i wanna see his pic too~~
i can be the gay guy i guess hahaaaa...i look convincingly gay....and i have a t-shirt saying "hey! i'm not gay!" and i don't mind spanking a guy's ass cuz i always do it...ahahahahahaaaa




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