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作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-6 16:24 標題: A Better Career Experience: We are hiring!!

Playingtoy Binning Company Limited is now recruiting for entry level binner/dumpster diver:

Job Summary:

- you will be responsible for all day to day operations at the dumpsters and city's garbage cans
- work well under no pressure in a slow paced environment
- work within a team environment including the police, security guards, street persons of all kinds and fellow citizens
- obey the law of the city in general

Job Requirements:

- be able to perform repetitive duties inconsistently
- extensive travel required on foot, bicycle and/or shopping cart
- will provide work clothes and meals from dumpsters
- smoke and drink at work a must
- have a good eye for cigarette buds, cans and bottles
- previous homeless experience an asset. will train

The successful applicant will possess the following skill-sets:

- poor written and verbal communication skills
- poor interpersonal skills
- poor leadership skills

Apply in person with your resume during the day. Meet me on the street. Commission starting from 3 cents per piece

It is our company's policy to have preferences over good-looking and smart female applicants within the age range of 25-35, in which case, carrying a beard and a mustache will not be necessary.

作者: tofu 時間: 2009-3-6 16:30

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

作者: Nam 時間: 2009-3-6 16:33

Uncle Toppy is back?!

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-3-6 16:54

playingtoy.. are u working on this kind of job? poor you.. no wonder u hate canada so much

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-6 17:22

原帖由 ricrick 於 2009-3-6 17:54 發表
playingtoy.. are u working on this kind of job? poor you.. no wonder u hate canada so much

i will not use the word hate. maybe dislike (on and off, sometimes) the cultural differences. i mean: why am i the only hong kong person on the street in canada. ive been around for some years. there are lots of retired old chinese ppl walking around. but they are not the 100% street person. if you know what i mean. and needless to say: there are lots of local canadians on the street. white and native. whom i have to deal with on a daily basis. and they dont speak cantonese. do you see what i am dealing with now. and i know there are lots of cantonese speaking LYK from hong kong. im kinda doing some advertising for myself. and the street culture.

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-3-6 17:39

i feel really sorry to hear that you are a street person. but, i afraid most LYK here are highly educated and rich, they don't really care about street people like u. so you better go back and play hide inside ur own dumpster. we will be all more than happy

[ 本帖最後由 ricrick 於 2009-3-6 18:45 編輯 ]

作者: 布小熊 時間: 2009-3-6 17:58

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[ 本帖最後由布小熊於 2009-3-6 18:05 編輯 ]

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-6 17:58

原帖由 ricrick 於 2009-3-6 18:39 發表
i feel really sorry to hear that you are a street person. but, i afraid most LYK here are highly educated and rich, they don't really care about street people like u. so you better go back and play hi ...

you are being very polite

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-6 18:59

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作者: 大C姐 時間: 2009-3-6 19:00

如果我有個賤精老細又青春﹐我會apply囉。

-- 有錢中女

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-3-6 19:25

原帖由 大C姐 於 6-3-2009 19:00 發表
如果我有個賤精老細又青春﹐我會apply囉。

-- 有錢中女

嘩~ 睇唔出你大C姐甘鬼小氣波~

作者: 大C姐 時間: 2009-3-6 19:40

原帖由小叻於 2009-3-6 20:25 發表

嘩~ 睇唔出你大C姐甘鬼小氣波~

唔講邊度有得笑呀﹐睇下你個衰樣笑得幾開心?

作者: 小叻 時間: 2009-3-6 19:49

原帖由 大C姐 於 6-3-2009 19:40 發表

唔講邊度有得笑呀﹐睇下你個衰樣笑得幾開心?

你好笑嘛~ 你做慣諧星角色?

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-6 19:52

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作者: Purpleheart 時間: 2009-3-6 20:02

小叻 , C 姑媽為人小器記仇係人都知架喇~ 如果唔係我邊度玩姑媽玩得咁過癮

我估呢篇野都係搞下爛gag o者, 尤其係而家失業率高, o的公司請人越黎越挑剔, , 唔似幾年前o的公司係周圍搵人返工架!!

[ 本帖最後由 Purpleheart 於 2009-3-6 21:12 編輯 ]

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-3-6 21:09

can we just have 30 days of peace?

Is that too much too ask for?

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-3-6 21:19

終於有d原創野睇，好！我饒你一命

作者: tofu 時間: 2009-3-6 22:20

?????? i still don't get it

作者: MyOMy 時間: 2009-3-6 22:47

原帖由 tofu 於 2009-3-6 23:20 發表
?????? i still don't get it

有時, D無謂野, 知唔知都無乜分別。

作者: 快樂牛郎 時間: 2009-3-6 23:17

原帖由 myversa 於 2009/3/6 21:09 發表
can we just have 30 days of peace?

Is that too much too ask for?

Did he target you specifically?
Why the fxck would you be annoyed?

作者: pc2426 時間: 2009-3-7 03:02

wtf

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-3-7 19:22

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原帖由 ricrick 於 2009-3-6 22:19 發表
終於有d原創野睇，好！我饒你一命

作者: Ovaltine 時間: 2009-9-10 19:58

ahahahahaha this is sick, is this dude verified. i really want to join him in his profession, you know, just to try new things out

作者: hamlet 時間: 2009-9-10 23:37

There is nothing wrong about being homeless. Jesus does not have an apartment, and Buddha was a wanderer.
I respect the people who pick up bottles from my backyard and take them to recycle depots. They are decent and quiet people who only want to make a living. As a matter of fact I respect them more than I respect my boss who is filthily rich but does not have a clue to what life is about.
There is no reason to discriminate against Playingtoy just because he has a different mentality or different philosophy of life.

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-11 00:03

這就是托屁與披英胎的分別
兩個同門兄弟，都在加拿大受盡歧視
一個自爆自棄、自我閹割
一個自食其力、自討苦吃
難得、難得

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-11 01:47

這就是托屁與披英胎的分別
兩個同門兄弟，都在加拿大受盡歧視
一個自爆自棄、自我閹割
一個自食其力、自討苦吃
難得、難得
ricrick 發表於 2009-9-11 01:03

其實。我懷疑。你。就係。ADMIN。

作者: starbug 時間: 2009-9-11 08:43

咁你懷疑埋我啦, 咁會公道D, 反正我都認為你係托屁一樣, 不過我起碼唔會歧視你嘅正常言論同工作.

作者: siumaibb 時間: 2009-9-11 09:15

Do you hire part time? I wanted to apply but I can't find you, I got my resume written in a piece of used toilet paper, will mail to you, please give me your address.

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-11 09:58

其實。我懷疑。你。就係。ADMIN。
playingtoy 發表於 2009-9-11 02:47

我都想，甘我就可以吾洗做，等收廣告錢
我認為admin應該pay反我人工

作者: Littleprince 時間: 2009-9-11 10:05

hahaha... thanks for bringing this up

playingtoy = toppy (hang on... looks like playingtoy is more creative, funnier... splitted image of toppy? anyway, I like playingtoy more

)

I think toppy likes us very much, soooooooooooooo very much....

and salute to ricrick too, you made my day

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-9-11 11:01

咁講法
佢咪係用潛返來部Laptop
去星星飲咖啡
用free WiFi 上網
好過我啦
我又冇Laptop又冇閑錢飲咖啡

ㄑ一一一得閑重要賣唱

作者: ricrick 時間: 2009-9-11 12:26

sheep, i think i have seen you

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-9-11 13:21

No he is not me, neither is my partner

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-9-12 01:38

咁講法
佢咪係用潛返來部Laptop
去星星飲咖啡
用free WiFi 上網
好過我啦
我又冇Laptop又冇閑錢飲咖啡

ㄑ一一一得閑重要賣唱
sheep 發表於 2009-9-11 12:01

http://wwitv.com/tv_channels/7624.htm

playingtoy just woke up from his dream and realizes he is a poor person

作者: tiffiant 時間: 2009-9-12 11:08

what is this???????????

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