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作者: tequila 時間: 2009-6-15 18:22 標題: letter from a guy to ex-gf~!!

Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:

Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:

$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.

Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.

Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,

Lovely Bear.

作者: Lil'B 時間: 2009-6-15 18:29

OCT 25, 1946? is the man dead yet?

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-15 18:52

Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to st ...
tequila 發表於 2009-6-15 18:22

LOL, recycling love letters m photos and gifts, very frugal

4 Kilo of letters in 1 1/2 years, they must be deeply in love back then.

作者: Nam 時間: 2009-6-15 19:27

OMG, that's so funny and very true.
I remember back in high school, when I run out of ideas of writing love letters.
I just copy words from different song lyric and make it sound so romantic. buahahahhaa

作者: meowmeowmeow 時間: 2009-6-15 20:26

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-15 20:38

D賤男係咁架啦～
我都遇過要我寄返哂佢送我的禮物返香港～
不過之後條友仲要間唔中MSN我哂命: 哂一部冇咗影嘅波子，一層唔知存唔存在的樓，一條大左肚又比佢拋棄的TW妹。

作者: daimo 時間: 2009-6-15 21:00

6# B仔

he's so mean, then why bother with keeping the msn?

作者: Rainy 時間: 2009-6-15 21:05

賤男賤男賤男賤男賤男

recycle lover letters, gifts, and LOVE!!! ahahah 我係個女仔, 費事彩佢

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-15 22:00

本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-6-15 22:06 編輯

4# Nam
I was known as the mass production Ghost Writer for "Love Letters" when I was in High School. Penned letters for both genders and made good spending money

just made believe, nothing serious.
P.S. I was repeat winner at Hong Kong Youth Literature Award in early 70's

作者: 開心人 時間: 2009-6-15 22:13

letters are all they have back half a decade ago... no IM

9000$ back then is worth how much now? it's alot of money.

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-15 22:16

That one I'm not sure............ but I see someone a big water blower in LYK! Wakakaka......................

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-15 22:22

US$500 for internet chatting? they had internet in 1944-1946?
The letter must come from Time Wrap.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-15 22:37

超時空戀愛

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-15 22:39

一部冇咗影嘅波子
B仔發表於 2009-6-15 21:38

係咪用CG整

作者: MSN04 時間: 2009-6-15 22:45

D賤男係咁架啦～
我都遇過要我寄返哂佢送我的禮物返香港～
不過之後條友仲要間唔中MSN我哂命: 哂一部冇咗影嘅波子，一層唔知存唔存在的樓，一條大左肚又比佢拋棄的TW妹。 ...
B仔發表於 2009-6-15 21:38

Your bf 1st name starts with H?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 22:49

P.S. I was repeat winner at Hong Kong Youth Literature Award in early 70's
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 14:00

嘩!!!!!!
你好勁呀!
小弟好佩服果d 出口成文既人架~

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 22:50

Your bf 1st name starts with H?
MSN04 發表於 2009-6-16 14:45

.......

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-15 22:55

16# mcjohnjohn
I used to have over 10,000 books before I moved to Canada,
I loaned 5,000 books to a friends for display, then his hotel caught fire
and all books got water damage in 84. I haven't been reading Chinese
books much for 30 years. I was member of the Vancouver Cloud Poet Society
back then.

作者: rockypath 時間: 2009-6-15 23:13

嘩!!!!!!
你好勁呀!
小弟好佩服果d 出口成文既人架~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-15 23:49

You should check whether he had finished high school.....

作者: tofu 時間: 2009-6-15 23:28

"不過之後條友仲要間唔中MSN我哂命: 哂一部冇咗影嘅波子，一層唔知存唔存在的樓，一條大左肚又比佢拋棄的TW妹。"
you should thanks god, he is not around.

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-15 23:29

It is true that I never finish high school, F2 in HK to be exact, but I manage to pen articles for HKU students and won literature awards in HK.
I did not attend formal school in Canada, but I managed to teach in colleges and institutes for 28 years

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 23:34

16# mcjohnjohn
I used to have over 10,000 books before I moved to Canada,
I loaned 5,000 books to a friends for display, then his hotel caught fire
and all books got water damage in 84. I haven't been reading Chinese
books much for 30 years. I was member of the Vancouver Cloud Poet Society
back then.
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 14:55

濕哂d 書? 一定心痛死你... 我諗起都覺得慘.
小弟都係愛書之人, 不過, 小弟年少既時候冇乜錢, 所以只有去圖書館借書.
(不過, 我係對科學同天文學既書最有興趣)

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 23:35

You should check whether he had finished high school.....
rockypath 發表於 2009-6-16 15:13

rockypath, 如果你乜都要check, 一日24小時邊會夠用呢?
我信somewhereintime 講既野, 佢冇必要呃我丫.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 23:36

It is true that I never finish high school, F2 in HK to be exact, but I manage to pen articles for HKU students and won literature awards in HK.
I did not attend formal school in Canada, but I manage ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 15:29

幾時都話LYK 臥虎藏龍架啦!~

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-15 23:46

It is true that I never finish high school, F2 in HK to be exact, but I manage to pen articles for HKU students and won literature awards in HK.
I did not attend formal school in Canada, but I manage ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 00:29

which culinary school did you graduate from? did you go to France for apprenticeship?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-15 23:49

which culinary school did you graduate from? did you go to France for apprenticeship?
peter236 發表於 2009-6-16 15:46

你成鬼日都問人問題架?... 你係唔係 FBI?

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-15 23:54

which culinary school did you graduate from? did you go to France for apprenticeship?
peter236 發表於 2009-6-16 00:46

i thought he is a writer. not a chef.

作者: rockypath 時間: 2009-6-15 23:57

rockypath, 如果你乜都要check, 一日24小時邊會夠用呢?
我信somewhereintime 講既野, 佢冇必要呃我丫.
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 00:35

i don't need to check since i know it.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 00:03

i don't need to check since i know it.
rockypath 發表於 2009-6-16 15:57

你知道d 乜野呀? 講d 唔講d 架... 似十足Peter仔...

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 00:03

I started teaching Professional Chef Training Program at BCIT in 1981,
Certified Chef de Cuisine from Canadian Culinary Institute with Honour in 1990
Credentialed Foodservce Executive 2009, scored 1,450 points vs 200 base points.
I teach Master classes for visiting chef from China @ $48,500 RMB per head.
Why France? Team Canada out-performs France for past 20 years, I personally
won 15 medals in International Competitions in 80's.
Everything is archived, they are history.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 00:06

I started teaching Professional Chef Training Program at BCIT in 1981,
Certified Chef de Cuisine from Canadian Culinary Institute with Honour in 1990
Credentialed Foodservce Executive 2009, scored 1, ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 16:03

嘩...... 你唔好再勁d?

堅料呀! LYK 仲有冇xx飯局? 如果可以再搞, 我好想好想知多d somewhereintime 既經歷呀!

小弟覺得, 人生苦短, 自己一個人可以經歷到既野係有限. 所以我好鍾意聽d 前輩既故事, 一來可以知道多d 野, 二來又可以比到d 啟示自己.

作者: playingtoy 時間: 2009-6-16 00:12

麥莊莊。你老婆會唔會話你喺部電腦度勾佬。

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 00:20

27# playingtoy
I wish I were, but it was very difficult to make a living by writing back in 69,
I did wrote a lot in HK

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 00:22

麥莊莊。你老婆會唔會話你喺部電腦度勾佬。
playingtoy 發表於 2009-6-16 16:12

識朋友之麻~

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 00:28

22# mcjohnjohn
Yes, I spent most of my income in Hong Kong on books( I made HK$5,000 monthly in
1976). It took me great effort to collect so many valuable books that were out of print.
My collection rivaled library.
They worth more than anything to me in term of material. Any simply unreplaceable.
Most of my books were history, philosophy, literature, and political science.

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-16 00:29

I started teaching Professional Chef Training Program at BCIT in 1981,
Certified Chef de Cuisine from Canadian Culinary Institute with Honour in 1990
Credentialed Foodservce Executive 2009, scored 1, ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 01:03

So which restaurants have you worked for as chef de cuisine? How many Michelin stars do you have? Do you still teach Chinese cooking courses at VSB?

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 00:50

I'm Chef instructor, not working chef, I was with La Cote D'Azur, Jacques Sprattes,  Le Millieu, Beach House at Stanley Park, Wedgewood Hotel, Heidelburg,  Mozart, stint at William Tell,
Burnaby Mountain Golf Course.
Michelin is overrated, self-respected chef i.e. Ramon Blanc , Gordon Ramsay  etc have refused to take part in Michelin Star, and it is not available in N. America.
I do not teach Master Class everyday,  I teach HACCP in BC and Calgary, VSB is for amateur, I teach Szechuan, Asian Fusian, Thai, Vietnamese,  Sushi, Pastry Arts, 12-14 courses every semester, mostly in English.

作者: rockypath 時間: 2009-6-16 00:55

22# mcjohnjohn
Most of my books were history, philosophy, literature, and political science.somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 01:28

But you seem to not knowing much about these topics.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:00

本帖最後由 mcjohnjohn 於 2009-6-16 17:01 編輯

But you seem to not knowing much about these topics.
rockypath 發表於 2009-6-16 16:55

乜野 topic? 我覺得佢好叻woh~

作者: rockypath 時間: 2009-6-16 01:03

本帖最後由 rockypath 於 2009-6-16 02:05 編輯

乜野 topic? 我覺得佢好叻woh~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 02:00

You can certainly learn a lot from him. yes. 佢好叻woh~

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:03

22# mcjohnjohn
Yes, I spent most of my income in Hong Kong on books( I made HK$5,000 monthly in
1976). It took me great effort to collect so many valuable books that were out of print.
My collection ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 16:28

當年搵$5000蚊一個月, 應該係算高收入人士了~
仲要屋企有番咁上下大, 先至有位擺咁多書啦!

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:04

I'm Chef instructor, not working chef, I was with La Cote D'Azur, Jacques Sprattes, Le Millieu, Beach House at Stanley Park, Wedgewood Hotel, Heidelburg, Mozart, stint at William Tell,
Burnaby Mount ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 16:50

會唔會考慮收平少少教下我地d LYK member?

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:05

You can certainly learn a lot from him. yes. 佢好叻woh~
rockypath 發表於 2009-6-16 17:03

我都想呀~
係就好lu.

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-16 01:08

I'm Chef instructor, not working chef, I was with La Cote D'Azur, Jacques Sprattes, Le Millieu, Beach House at Stanley Park, Wedgewood Hotel, Heidelburg, Mozart, stint at William Tell,
Burnaby Mount ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 01:50

wow, you are better than the Iron chefs.

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-16 01:27

i thought he is a writer. not a chef.
playingtoy 發表於 2009-6-15 23:54

He is a writer, a famous chef, a God! Well.............. but nothing to do with these love letters!

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:31

He is a writer, a famous chef, a God! Well.............. but nothing to do with these love letters!
Ultraman 發表於 2009-6-16 17:27

Ultraman, 你係唔係唔甘心呢度有人叻過你?

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-16 01:39

Ultraman, 你係唔係唔甘心呢度有人叻過你?
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 01:31

No la no la! I'm more than happy that there are some "Gods" here around who know everything well for us to ask.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 01:45

No la no la! I'm more than happy that there are some "Gods" here around who know everything well for us to ask.
Ultraman 發表於 2009-6-16 17:39

呢度有超人維持正義, 又有萬能博士比大家問問題, 我地呢d 平民真幸福~

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 05:03

本帖最後由 somewhereintime 於 2009-6-16 05:19 編輯

當年搵$5000蚊一個月, 應該係算高收入人士了~
仲要屋企有番咁上下大, 先至有位擺咁多書啦!
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 01:03

I lived at Choi Hung Estate, HK$90 a month rent.
My uncle Yeung Koon Yat was my neighbour before he opened the Forum in 1972.
BTW, even he orchestrated many state banquet, and became the most famous
Chinese Chef in the world, his restaurant was never rated in Michelin yet, and he never get any culinary training or finish high school. He was in FOH management until 1979 when he invented his unique way to cook abalone that took the world by storm.
Sorry for OT, I started out talking about writing Love letters, that I had written thousands, mostly for someone I never get to meet; a different way to earn good spending money, the rich classmates just copied and mailed out

(I studied at New Method College, my cousin used to teach there before he became prof at HKU).
Hey, we're here to blow water, don't be too serious.

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 06:57

42# mcjohnjohn
Sure, I spend hundreds of hour conducting free seminars, workshops on Foodsafety,
cooking and Calligraphy for community and religious societies, coaching culinary students etc. every year. I was a scriber as well.
You arrange the event and supplies, and I'll be there. I just do not have time for co-ordinating.

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-16 07:33

Your bf 1st name starts with H?
MSN04 發表於 2009-6-15 23:45

no~~!!! LOL
I knew somebody was gonna say that....hahaha
started with a T

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-16 07:41

6# B仔

he's so mean, then why bother with keeping the msn?
daimo 發表於 2009-6-15 22:00

條友話做FRIEND嘛～
之後我都冇理佢LU～
不過我都好衰架，人地逼台妹落四個月大嘅肚，我都係咁冷血～哈哈哈哈哈哈
真又好，假又好，關我叉事咩！

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-6-16 08:28

51# B仔

with 2 Ps?

作者: myversa 時間: 2009-6-16 08:29

Maybe the girl already threw away all his letters....

作者: rockypath 時間: 2009-6-16 08:49

本帖最後由 rockypath 於 2009-6-16 09:55 編輯

Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200,
tequila 發表於 2009-6-15 19:22

Haha.... they were already chating on the Internet and calling each other on mobile phones in 1946...

Someone just made up a very poor story. I believe people on LYK can write a story better than this. Should we have a love letter contest?

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-16 10:28

呢度有超人維持正義, 又有萬能博士比大家問問題, 我地呢d 平民真幸福~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 01:45

Actually, I'm not that "正義" as you thought even I called "超人", cuz I usually take side and have my own stand. Unlike you, a true 和平大使, who always try your very best to please everybody.

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-16 10:41

51# B仔

with 2 Ps?
myversa 發表於 2009-6-16 09:28

撞鬼你呀～～！！！！

作者: sheep 時間: 2009-6-16 11:04

51# B仔

Is the guy name Hy_e?

作者: B仔 時間: 2009-6-16 11:33

51# B仔

Is the guy name Hy_e?
sheep 發表於 2009-6-16 12:04

妖～
都話唔係咯！
係PURE BREED港地的港男。

呀。。。
有次佢好似話又過嚟溫哥華搵我。。。（好似有帶埋台妹？唔鬼記得）。。。話住係CRYSTAL HILTON，不過過咗嚟幾日，人生路不熟，又比我飛咗，咁多日都冇出過街喎～～～

我話佢實冇過到嚟至真！！

（講明我唔係老作D咁搞笑嘅野，我唔係好似某人咁買"創作"架！）

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 11:36

56# Ultraman
I think it is alright to take side, everyone should have their own positioning
and belief. unless you are in politics.

作者: Ultraman 時間: 2009-6-16 11:40

56# Ultraman
I think it is alright to take side, everyone should have their own positioning
and belief. unless you are in politics.
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 11:36

Yes, this is what I believe too.

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-16 11:43

I lived at Choi Hung Estate, HK$90 a month rent.
My uncle Yeung Koon Yat was my neighbour before he opened the Forum in 1972.
BTW, even he orchestrated many state banquet, and became the most famous
...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 06:03

The famous abalone chef is your relative? wow, you eat a lot of abalone?

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 12:04

62# peter236
When he ruined $100,000 worth of abalone in 1972, enough to buy a house.

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-16 12:25

62# peter236
When he ruined $100,000 worth of abalone in 1972, enough to buy a house.
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 13:04

Your relative is still rich now.

作者: somewhereintime 時間: 2009-6-16 12:33

He has been rich since 1972.
He named his restaurant Forum Rich People are Welcome.
while the stock market collapsed and Hengseng Index dropped from 1700 points to 160 points. and people jump from highrise building en masse in 1972.
His son is a CA in Toronto.

作者: mcjohnjohn 時間: 2009-6-16 17:52

He has been rich since 1972.
He named his restaurant Forum Rich People are Welcome.
while the stock market collapsed and Hengseng Index dropped from 1700 points to 160 points. and people jump from hi ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-17 04:33

富臨... 搵日同老婆仔去食下飽魚先~

作者: peter236 時間: 2009-6-17 18:40

富臨... 搵日同老婆仔去食下飽魚先~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 18:52

How many can you eat each time you go there?

作者: 阿朱 時間: 2009-6-19 15:11

4# Nam
I was known as the mass production Ghost Writer for "Love Letters" when I was in High School. Penned letters for both genders and made good spending money

somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-15 23:00

有冇賣D情信比陳振聰? 你寫D野應該好夾佢D style佬喔，價錢應該唔錯。

作者: tck 時間: 2009-6-20 00:21

賤男the begining

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