superberry

Another teller story:

A dude handed me a cheque. When I look at the cheque, the written amount was "Pi", and the numeric amount was the math Pi symbol...........

me: sorry, I cannot deposit the cheque for you
dude: er..... why not?
me: (trying not to laugh) I can't deposit 3.141516, right? (I was amazed that I could remember the numeric form of Pi!)
dude: why not? go ahead!
me: sorry, this is not a legitimate cheque!

I have a similar story like Tofu:

A client handed me a C__C bank card and wanted to do a deposit.
me: sorry, do you have another bank card?
client: no, so what do you want me to do!?
me: Do you have a R__ bank card? We can't deposit with a C__C bank card.
client: no, that's the only card I got. So what do you want me to do!!!!!
(repeat 3 times)
lady @ next wicket: so........... you go to C__C and make your deposit!
client: oh, is it not C__C here???

Aren't they colour blind? T_ is green, R__ is blue, and C__C is red!!!

superberry

me: thank you for calling Petcetera, xxx's speaking. How may I help you?
him: I'm calling from Montreal working for a Hollywood Magazine. Is Petcetera a big petstore with doggy daycare?
me: yes
him: Does Jennifer Garner shops here?
me: (shock) whaattttt??????? Jennifer Garner???????
him: Petcetera is a big petstore. A lot of Hollywood stars must be shopping at your store. Can you tell me who shopped here?
me: Sorry this is my customer's privacy. I cannot tell you.
him: (mad) You have to understand that I'm calling all the way from Montreal. So you have to tell me!
me: whether you are calling from Montreal or anywhere else have nothing to do with me. I can't tell you! (hung up)

superberry

customer: em... I want to buy some mint
me: there you are (pointing at the Yip Yap)(Yip Yap is a mint for dogs)
customer: (paid and about to go)thank you! My grandchildren love those!
me: wait! Are you looking for mint for human or for dogs?
customer: oh, are these for dogs? Where am I?
me: you are at a pet store!
customer: oh, I thought I am in a supermarket!


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superberry

Me: Hi My name is Superberry calling from Coast Wholesale Applicances. I would like to verify the address for your tomorrow's delivery.
dude: What? no no no...... I don't need any appliances
Me: Are you expecting a delivery tomorrow?
dude: What? What delivery? I didn't buy anything!
Me: Did you buy any applicanes? I'm calling from CWA!
Dude: What? What Coastal?
Me: No...... c-o-a-s-t wholesale applicanes. Did you buy a fridge? We are going to deliver it to you tomorrow!
Dude: oh yeah! Coast! You are sending the fridge to me tomorrow? What time?

(Dude, you really believe I can give you a delivery time?)

superberry

ai ... last time i even had a customer throw visa at mi... >.
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-22 13:32

there's one time, a lady not only threw paper onto me and my co-worker, she threatened to kill us! End up we had to call police.

superberry

55# IcySugar

Police showed up in 1 minute, trying to figure out what was going on without any success. Then, they grabbed the little lady by her arms and dragged her out........ it was fun to watch!

superberry

58# myversa

cuz it happened in the bank........... ha ha.

IcySugar: just some stupid retard customer service issue........... the woman is insane, ha ha

superberry

Tiffiant: the bank called police because the stupid retard client threatened to kill us, not customer call police to get a refund

Tofu: Similar thing happened to my ex-coworker. The bank just set up a new alarm system, and my co-worker forgot about that. Of coruse he missed the silient alarm. Few minutes later, he was surrounded by cops pointing guns at him! ha ha

superberry

回復 78# Purpleheart

仲有唔抵得人地做野快過好過佢, 隔個月就撩交嗌, 準過經期!

每日花o係講是非的時間是工作的兩倍