An Embarrassing Question

An Embarrassing Question
By Ryan Murphy

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask: "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask: "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"