StirShitStick

i concur!
i would tell them i came from hk before it became china.
i would also emphasize that i had a BNO, have a british passport and have citizenship.
i would tell them i read/write only in traditional chinese and speak honger cantonese.
and then, i would tell them i dont squat while taking a ****, i dont spit every where, i dont dress like my wardrobe was from the early 90's, i dont believe in communism, i dont sympathize with china,  and i dont speak mandarin because i cant but it's because i dont want to, add your own, etc