Hey I got an idea!
How about... inviting a whole bunch of guys next time to the party and ask him specifically for tickets or even anonymous guestlist...
Now, just tell him that you are bringing a lot of hot friends, don't tell him whether it's gonna be guys or girls though! Just make it very very vague, and with Alc's reputation, he would almost immediately assume that you would be bringing a whole bunch of hot new girls for him to get a hard on  :
Step two, in the club, when he saw a bunch of guys at the door, he would be so shocked and pissed with his black-face! Now, this of course will not bring him down... we will need to further escalate his vigorous nature.
Step three, make sure that the guys are standing around like a freakin' barrier around you girls in front of him and don't let him even get close to you girls. and you girls just need to touch the guys, hug them, or whatever that can piss him off to the limit. Oh yes, he will be pissed off, and he will end up phoning you the next day or week, or month, or year trying to find out why the hell that happened.
Step four, tell him that whoever you wanna stick around with is your freedom, and that if he doesn't wanna make business selling you tickets, it's his loss, then just cut the phone.
Step five, set up your phone to automatically block this guy's number, and remember to tell all the girls to repeat step 4-5 until effective.
THE END
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發表於 2008-3-12 17:03
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