Alcoholic

Twin,
Cus my TA said that she wanted to meet me. i didn't even know that she knows my TA ga lor~ so we went to pearl castle that night, and TA showed me her work on his laptop.

if you interested, lemme msn her about it~

Alcoholic

Twin,
mud u know 快樂牛郎 meh? i dunno him ga bor
reliable duckie potential or not sin?

Alcoholic

i'm going to plush with part of my crew tonight, boss....

makten:
no BaBa-san
Mama-san's RULE HERE!!!

Alcoholic

rainy,
although you're x-promotional, but you will have your profile with me for life. always call you for a new "job"

AB,
no really, i like your photos! i don't know what terms to use to describe them...but i just know it's something different. i like it because the style is distinctive. i dunno how to say... hehe~ my twin has potential. she's pretty, & good figure with a face that has personality... i'll try to hook us girls up together for a drink one night!

makten,
i just got home from plush...not packed...but it's all good as long as we keep ourselves entertained. kakakakak....i stripped a white girl topless for pics! & managed to recruit a hot Russian nickie~~~ (nicole) AHHAHAAHHAA... so damn hot!!!! blonde with REAL 34D's.....

Alcoholic

makten,
honestly, it's not hard to recruit hot (only) asian girls... on the other hand, not so hot, & not so into clubbing ones are harder because they're so loner.

asians girls like us, recruiting foreign blood...is an art not just any foreign blood...but HOT ones. hahaha

Twin,
tonight, i can't do dinner either, cus my sis' bday.
so after, i'll meet up with The Madagascars in Yaletown.
gimme a call baby...

Alcoholic

makten,
going to plush on sat?! are you outta your mind?!!!
then did you pick up any 印度西施???

boss,
recruit more chinese chicks? alright   well...on fri i did pick up this sweet looking korean gal, & stripped her down until she's only wearing a bra on the top~

Alcoholic

makten,
the main reason why girls are scared away by the brown dudes is because the brown dudes are usually gang related (i really don't mean to sterotype, but you guys know what i mean ga la...from the news & etc.) and they will drug girls. this is because my friend's friends (2 girls) gotten drugged on a saturday night packed with brown wolves. my friend had to rush to save the 2 girls & take them both to the hospital. that's another reason why i don't go plush on saturdays, & only go fridays if i have to.

Ovaltine,
well, Mama-Alc just hired you right this moment! it's totally ok if you don't go clubbing & all that. having a quiet time is great too... as some girls on LYK is more the silent type. be a little more active here on LYK, and we'll consider you as our next promotional item & YES! i still have you're profile. actually, i remember your's & makten's profile...hahaha. ironicly, we've never received a profile from 小白力 at all! not even from the old LYK.

cllo,
welcome to Mama-Alc's world. in short: from the old LYK board, we started a "LYK Dating & Consulting Services". Our goal is to get everybody laid. <--   jk!!!! No, seriously... our goal for our non-profit "company" is to help both guys & girls with their relationship problems. It doesn't mean that you have to be engaged in a relationship in order to ask for help here. You can seek free consultation (through open thread, or private PM's) from any of our consultants here including topics like:
- how to improve your presentation to the opposite sex, or even just fashion consulting
- tips on how to hunt down your target successfully
- expanding social circle
- open discussions on guys/girls issues
etc etc...!!! everything & everyone is welcomed!

as for the "promotional" item..... it's just a specially hand-picked single-status individual by the Boss (Serenade), or the Mama-San's (Utopia & I) to be promoted!! it will certainly give you a boost to being knowned by other people, & if we have a good candidate to match you up with, we'll certainly hook you up!

most importantly, this thread is created to let people to jump in & just fool around, joke around...& have fun! so no put-downs, & personal attacks. be nice to each other & enjoy!

Alcoholic

rainy baby,
your 2 Mama's 收哂山喇~ 妳個Mama-Utopia仲還好呀，話哂都未黃面好似我咁~ 我就慘了~~~ 人老豬黃   最有市場既當然係妳啦~

cllo,
what sorta girl you looking for? give us some of your stats & target, & we'll run it through our database right away!!!
as a noob here, the 1st rule-of-thumb that we Mama-sans' emphasize is:
"know your limit, mix within it"

Ovaltine,
if you can attract girls to you... then approaching shouldn't be too difficult. i know that you're still trying to overcome social-anxiety & 內向personality... but if girls come to you just like that, then all you need to do is a little casual chatting...& RELAX!!! be yourself & try not to impress the girls... the one should like you for who you are, & how carefree & simple that you can be~

makten,
this past fri... mo mud brownies...just one or 2 scattered here & there~ there was more white dudes than usual. i think because it's so cold, everywhere isn't as packed as summer/spring time.
i remember your profile.... hehehehe you're one of our most active clients! kakakak

Alcoholic

makten,
you're desperate enough to go back to kiddy land?! HAHAHAHA well well... if you wanna gold dig some loaded chicks, you can't be TOO desperate. gotta throw the bait far & fish up a LARGE catch ga ma! kakaka

cllo,
last year, we had this "profile" thing started. basically, you post up the following info:
- age
- sex
- your personality
- your ideal target
- any personal concerns, good highlights, or weakness

so that way, we can all see what you're looking for, and other random LYK's can see...so they can pm you directly in private.
or, you can pm anyone of us if you feel that you want some more "privacy" or if you're shy about it~

alpha!
yooooo~! where have you been?!

Boss,
it's ok~ we have our stress-release sessions/ways... so our workload is still alright!

Alcoholic

Twin,
not only brownies will encircle you geh... some asian/white dudes do that too. even if they dont work as a group, they will follow you all night long. but it doesnt matter. there are always problematic guys. and if you need your friends to "rescue" you, then your Twin me will need to  give you a demo. or else how would you think i can survive going clubbing solo or duo with 1 other girl?
so you see, us Mama-san's not only teach how to hook up, we also teach efficient ways to ditch

as for the profile...Mama-Utopia's right. you guys need to be very specific. i personally don't mind you guys listing out what kinda education you're pursuing or have obtained degree on... or what job you have right now. but just please be down-to-earth & be REAL self. everyone's looking for someone "special"...but please define what is "special" to YOU.

however, if you're like Mr. H...who are just looking to flash your entire life's assets here, then this place is not for you. sorry to say, but this service is for civillians and NOT for the world's top 10 millionaire bluffer that has enough money to "wrap up" a cheap female celeb.

(if you're poor & is just looking to get laid, or is willing to pay for hooker, i can direct you into that direction here ). akakakkakkaa

as for the interviews...if you're comfortable with it, we'll give you an honest assessment. it will definitely add points to your posted online LYK profile

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-21 15:28 編輯 ]