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funny thing is, my Livestock A thinks she can play him & use him as sor jai rebound...just somebody to pui & tum her. understandable, but i told her, if so, definitely this is not a good pick just because he's the first to show up on your door step desperate. but now, people who saw comes to ask stuff because they've seen the awkward situation. i dunno what to say  other than "no, they met just 2 weeks ago, they're not together". worse...they ask me: "really? howcome he seems like he owns her already?"
and i'm just caught on the spot.
so i'm like dxx-ing my own Livestock A because she's so _____, & letting this loser seem like he owns her infront of many people.

ok. i think if girls fish it's fine, as long as you have the asset, ability & control. but what she's doing is definitely NOT NSA & is fishing with no technique at all worse, she has this guy that's she's been eyeing, but this whole thing will just sink her down.

some people are good fish. but if you fish a dead fish, it will just make you stink.

myversa:
hahaha... i won't intro him to your wife geh~ LOL no worries. but if you know anybody that wants to get rid of their current gf/wife, let me know, i'm sure this guy can help out

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 11:03 編輯 ]
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Twin,
it's not the one that starts with D.
aiya...how can you NOT know?! you go msg biu gor & ask him la. he knows the answer~ then you can match up the face to the story

asmok,
he KNOWS ga. it's like this:
- Livestock B got hit on first, she met him through other friends.
- then we go out play together & Livestock B intro him to our BC-Tunnel
- then me & Livestock B go out together play,  she intro me to him.
- 2 weeks ago, i go out play, i intro her to Livestock A
as for my other friend Miss Yxxx, he hit on her before Miss Y knew me & Livestock A & Livestock B gah.

complicated. but do you understand how we all met him? hahaha

liksook:
actually, in that xbf chopping off the xgf's thread... i mai replied to it right? & i said that last week, one of my best girl friend had similar incident, but we called the cops cus we didn't wanna take any chances right? that girl is Livestock A that's why i'm venting it out here cus i NO EYE SEE. it's not like this loser have the guts to do something like that. but it's just that our group of friends just saved her from life threatening danger. what do you know, the next moment, she's fishing off of this loser! knowing nothing will happen, yet, she's just wrecking her own reputation when she's single & looking/hunting!
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chunsh:
i thought you will say the guy over confidence, & lack security of being single tim. but i agree that his brain doesnt function properly. so....can you give mama-Alc some suggestions to put him into rehab? how did you self cure?! i'm so curious! you don't sound like that at all!!! i can't believe you said you used to be like that, but less serious symptoms!
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Twin,
i give you a super OBVIOUS hint la.
remember my drunk-@$$ bachelor that was using your hand to rub his thigh? (OMFG...the thought of that incident was just too hilarious, i'm giggling to myself now). well... the guy that i'm referring to here, has the same name as my bachelor (he's not a bachelor anymore lu... )

chunsh,
aiya... that guy is 24 this year. he's still going to Kwantlen. rich ng rich? i don't know. cus he's not rich, only his dad is...so i don't consider that as being HIM rich   he drives his dad's nice cars (2 cars).

i'm sorry that i'm teasing guys like you (used to be like you). but can't help it cus the monkey act is TOO ridiculous!

i give you guys another example from the era that he was chasing me la:

one time while out partying, it was getting late & i was getting tired & i didnt drive. when i took out my cell phone to call my hubby, this random drunk girl that was all over the place bumped right into me, knocking my phone out of my hand, onto the floor, & stupidly in a spot where there was a puddle of water. so my phone wouldn't turn on. so i asked him to borrow his phone. he already mad at me cus he claims that i "disappeared on him all night long". but it was really him that left me to entertain his other friends. anyways, i borrow his phone, he said to keep it for the night so he can "find me". after using it to call my hubby to pick me up, i put his phone into my little clutch bag, cus i dont want to drop somebody's phone, & i don't need it anymore, & was gonna return to him when i leave. so later, he was "looking all over for me" & finally "found me again", he said howcome i didn't answer his call. i said cus i finished using it, put it in my bag. he got super pissed & gave me face color. so it was about time already cus at 3am, it only takes 15 mins to drive from richmond to downtown. so i told him i'm going to leave now. he said he take me home. i said no, i called hubby already. he said he walk me out wor. i said no, cus my hubby is outside already and he was so drunk that i swear if he walks out into the cold, it's possible that he'll puke all over me. so some of his friends saw him said hi...he told me to wait here until he come back wor. so i gave him back his phone as he walked away to entertain his other friends, and i just left.
by the time i got home, he keeps calling my cell 4 times, sms me, asking me where i am, why i left without him, & left without telling him!!!
anyways... the next few days, he still msg me on msn, but give me attitude because "i ditched him" wor. & that how i don't want him to care for me bleh blah etc... & howcome i don't call him when i get home, why don't i sms him when i get home

& other little times when omfg, he would give me face-color because i was chatting with HIS friends. later, he would drag me away, or tell me on msn how the people i was with that he knows, is not good people, i should becareful & stay away from those people, cus those people just want to get inside my panties   
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i would LOVE to show a pic, but i can't post up this sparkle card sorry. vancouver is too small. i'm already watching what i type here, cus i don't want to give out obvious vital information that will release the identity if i do, then people will complain that i'm unethical

i'm so sorry... i know the tales here are such a good laugh & will cause alot of people to spray their lunch @ work... but i'll leave the mysterious image upto you guys' imagination

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 12:51 編輯 ]
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& fyi,
i think in this other post, i made a comment on a guy buying a $8 necklace gift for a female friend that i didn't know was my best friend right?
THAT GUY IS THIS LOSER
the female friend that i was referring to in that post is my girl friend here that i refer to as BC-TUNNEL!!!

now, you can dig out that thread, re-read it again, & get another good laugh
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原帖由 kaimui22 於 2008-3-11 01:00 PM 發表
does this guy go on LYK?

hahahahaha are you suggesting it's Mr. H??? hahahahahaha
no, not him
& no, i'm pretty sure he doesn't go on LYK
his name starts with one of the last 13 letters of the 26 alphabet
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i gave so many hints already!

some of his "golden phrases":
- how come you're so mean to me?
- why can't you treat me better?
- how come you ng choi/lei me?
- why you don't call me?
- eee...ng ho gum la~
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makten,
it all started when we called Livestock B "E-tunnel".... for very legit & logical reasons.
then my other friend... did *something*, & we started to call her B-Tunnel. but eventually, she got upgraded, so we started calling her BC-Tunnel...which is a very accurate description, & she did something in our province of BC hahahaha...very funny inside stories that lead to our nicknames.

i'm called "Captain" by the girls.

myversa,
Sazabi's net name starts with last 13 alphabet jeh...but his REAL name does not meet that requirement wor~~~
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omg Twin, did it really take you THAT long to remember?!

you know, 2 weeks ago when he met my Livestock A geh? remember i told you that i was partying with your J-bachelor? it was that night lor!!

it was kinda funny cus i called up your J-bachelor, he came solo. cus the loser was gonna treat me & my Livestock A as usual to impress me. on the way, Livestock A & J-bachelor was trailing me, & mid way, i got stopped like 3 times because other people & random strangers wanted to treat me drinks too. his face was NOT IMPRESSED because i ditched him 3 times midway to drink with him. anyways, my Livestock A is a light drinker (how can you turn down alize7, but say you rather drink 151 because you get buzzed from it?! sorry, but i don't believe it even though she's my friend), although she does not admit it. so she refused to drink like 3 drinks, so i handed over 2 (JD & applejack) of her drinks to J-bachelor & took 1 (rocky mountain)drink myself, and of course, the loser's face was pretty black i woulda drank it all, if i didn't have to drive...AND still i ended up getting a cramp in my leg that night! HAHAHAHA

btw,
this sat, it's my other girl friend's bday (the cute blondee with HUGE headlights that you saw at my bday dinner neh~)...& we're going to The Modern. care to get a permit & join us? krisma's coming too....hahahha

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-11 15:22 編輯 ]
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