Alcoholic

OHHHHH
you have PERMIT to go clubbing?! wooo hooo !!!! okok... let's go either this fri or sat then!!! aiya... when there's no fish, how will there be any fun?! you gotta be kidding meeeee! come out this weekend, & i'll definitely give you a demo on 3 essential things:
- fishing
- ditching
- stripping
i will pass on my forbidden art of fishing to you.
you can be my apprentice on this topic...lemme show you how our crew works. i think you just need to adjust your weapon a little... instead of killing "his family", you need to modify it to kill his soul & dismantle his bullets, no matter how much has has loaded onto him for that night.

Sunday clubbing is no-no lah...unless it's long weekend

Alcoholic

Ovaltine,
my Twin & Boss is very serious about this thread ga.... hehe of course, if we know you're just like Mr. H, then we wouldn't be talking to you since this thread in the old LYK lah~

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makten,
actually... i've never been to gay clubs wor. it's just not interesting to me loh. no matter how much i like to hamsup girls (& guys ), i'm still too straight lah~ if me & my Twin ever meet you in person, dress up gay wor~ i wanna see.... come in like Dolce Gabbana or Versace style gay-ness... i think that'll be sexy! or wear pink lor

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dim hit on you sin? grabbed your @$$?! hahaha

aiya...so sh!t ar Twin...
tonight, i made 冬瓜lap鴨腎 soup base hotpot at home. i think i'm allergic to lamb lor... so cham... i started puking >_< i felt like that once when i was at the lansdowne 小肥羊hotpot when i ate the lamb too. but the weirdest thing is...if i eat lamb rack, lamb shank in western restaurant...i'm fine wor. & i can eat chinese 羊lam煲   it's just if i eat lam with plain hotpot seems to be problem

and i almost get hit by this friggin senior driving a CRV this morning...when he didnt shoulder check! i slam hard breaks & honk at him... i think he death lor...cus when i cut back infront of him to get away from his slow but unsafe driving, he is still driving so calmly like nothing happened!!

mun die me la! i go bed bed la... i feel so queasy

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ok...i made my best effort & dragged myself to work~ i feel so dizzy @_@" rainy baby, if you're working at SPH today, maybe you should deliver your Mama some medicine~

guys...
if you guys are always mistaken for being homosexual... then it's GREAT!!!!! cus that means you're all white-faced enough to get on Mama-Alc's Duckie team!!

Alcoholic

Twin,
i think we cooked it pretty well la... it turned color & shrink jor >_< but maybe the part of lamb used for hotpot is too strong in lamb flavor gua.... so cham. now im so dizzy today loh~ but i dragged myself to work after taking gravol. my head hurts & so dizzy...i nearly fell asleep driving today

you go see see my facebook ar~ i uploaded pics from that crazy night with stripping the girls!! AHAHAHAH... it's censored, but i'm sure you can imagine it!

we'll recruit more daughters this week lor gum~ so have you decided which day you wanna come out yet? hehehe

Alcoholic

I know my Biu Gor is looking for tall stick skinny girls with 2 watermelons stuck on her. if you have any, let him know wor.

Alcoholic

of course la~ you know that Biu Mui understands you the best ~

Alcoholic

rainy,
the pics are censored because...you know...hehe
but the photography asked me to make the girl strip... & there's only one way to do it:
that is for ME to strip them off~ so eventually, i got one in just a bra, the other was already in a bra...so i took that white Victoria Secret bra off of her loh~~~ i know it's a VS bra cus i have the exact same one but in chocolate brown color~ too bad she was wearing boots la... or else i swear i can get her down to just her hot pick G-strings... next time...next time....THIS FRIDAY!!!

of course, my facebook is private jor lah~ a TRUE mama-san dont' show her face so easily... hahaha we work low profile, but with shocking results!!!

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Rainy baby,
of course i didnt take the pics myself la! as you can see, i had my hands FULL   the photographer took it lahhh~ how do i do it??? maybe you need a tutorial from Mama-Alc too lah... on fishing, ditching, & stripping.

aww...there's nothing to see anyways... as my daughter say la...it's censored ga mah