Alcoholic

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-3-11 10:03 PM 發表
alc 姐 u should hold a lyk gathering telling that guy that there are lotsa news that he can meet

at the end he'll find a bunch of lyk guys ganging up on him!

餵D宅女比佢食。。。?
哈哈哈哈

Alcoholic

not Jason, i said a name that starts with one of the last 13 alphabet~
not Patrick either...


Puzzle & Kaimui:
can't feed him 宅男.
cus remember i said 當正所有異性係擒獸???  those 宅男會變成佢殺父仇人...hahahaha

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Twin,
he is too chicken sh!t to gang on your J-bachelor.
i was the one who handed over the drinks to J-bachelor, that's why he can't say no sh!t. besides, he already didn't give much face-color to J-bachelor, compared to the way he treated Biu Gor

besides, the way you saw me trail me all night, is not so severe already ga la, compared to the time he chase me, or the time that i took Biu Gor out to play. omfg~ before, he is ALWAYS within arm-reach radius. AND he would like get mad at ME if guys even LOOKED at me.

Alcoholic

comon people...!
help mama-Alc think of some tricks la...
usually, i can handle things myself & make a smooth lethal kill.

but this 紛蛋really 好kick手ahh~

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Twin,
getting him laid <-- we thought of that already. but WHO would wanna lay him?!   i just showed a pic of him to Rainy baby & boss Serenade. my Rainy baby freaked out & literally puked. our boss Serenade said he knows this guy long time ago & still remembers him because he said "this guys is trying to act like he's pimping well"

as for the inflatable doll idea...
it wont work. all he want is a: 女人, 活的. something that's mobile & living, so he can 24/7 stick around & stalk that's like his life, his hobby...thinking that one day, the mobile woman will feel "touched" by everything he does!

Puzzle:
if you wanna pretend gay & scare him away, then the first thing you need to WILLINGLY need to do is to 上下其手佢, 仲要搾佢pat 喎~要逼真就要犧牲

myversa,
back in the days...the more girls i pick up, or intro him, or feed to him, the MORE he sticks CLOSER. ding~

i did bring my hubby out once in a while to party, to eat, to drink. while he was there. there was this one time, he invited me over to his place to watch canucks (not alone, but with other people). gum of course, i wouldn't go alone. so i bought my hubby along...he was pretty mo-loi his voice turned to monotone...lol

Sazabi,
show him sparkle cards?! i'm not insane la. i take yuen, i delete it from my camera ga!

Chunsh,
actually, we tried to get rid of him last week. he called my Livestock A didn't wanna answer, so pushed the phone over to Livestock B...who have no eye see, so she pushed the phone to me. So i told him calmly, nice tone, asking for his understanding saying that our life is complicated right now, & we appreciate his care & sh!t...BUT, we need some space, cus we're having a "difficult time" (really referring to him )so he backed off for like 3 days. then last friday, the whole routine starts again or else, i wouldn't have made this post lah

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 12:36 編輯 ]

Alcoholic

Too late. he has my Livestock A's #, facebook, & most likely msn by now.

back then, after meeting him. before even getting my #, he was able to successfully to add me on Friendster & Facebook the next day. works very efficient. i guess that's why he has like 700+ "friends" on his list on facebook... make it easier to hunt down the next item on his hit list

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Twin,
now that you put the clear image of the face into the stories i told you here, now you will even more clearly understand the tone, the attitude, the expression that we poor girls get from him~

seriously, we tried EVERYTHING. the lesbian act, didn't work either, he just stand closer & observe in close distance & cheer us girls on ga

you know my hubby don't like to go out often. but @ dinner, we so sweet, in club we so close. NOTHING works. that's why i told you he was struggling for like 1.5 months debating whether or not my marriage is real

and Chunsh's suggestion of telling him nicely, directly, firmly...i just facking did that last wed afternoon!!!!

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makten,
i just saw your profile. you don't look as gay as you described at all wor.

Rainy Baby,
gum la, mama sacrafice you... i feed you to 條紛蛋, YOU help mama & my Livestocks do the operation ok?

matt,
what if he says:
自 左 宮 必 定 唔 成 功 兼 冇 陰 功??

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原帖由 utopia 於 2008-3-12 02:20 PM 發表
Just tell him that you hate sex with passion.

咁既大話講完會唔會而後冇得搞野架? 好毒喎~
"hate sex with passion" <-- 我講唔出口bor...it's like exact opposite of my passion

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 14:29 編輯 ]

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dim ar Twin,
do you have permit this weekend?  i bring you out to see the loser again ho mo? AHAHHAHAHAHA
if you get a friday permit, i take you see the loser again, so you will always remember him.
if you get a saturday permit, i take you to see some hot Livestocks that i have i will have some European livestock that night

makten,
you don't look like you go clubbing lor...hahahaha
i can't believe it!