Alcoholic

no permit?!
awwwwwwwwww... i get no booty from my Twin
hey! last time i felt you up, i didn't feel/see any extra body parts sticking out from you bor!!! where did you hide them?

makten,
then why go party & pay cover when you only go inside & stare? maybe next time you should have a competition against that loser, see if the girl prefer you stalking her more, or like the loser to trail her around more ok?

Alcoholic

Twin,
hahaha... caveman is THAT excited about this topic???

makten,
you know that you will get no action from clubbing ga bor... cus bring home a dead drunk fish is just a stupid action. what "action" you referring to or want sin?
maybe you should challenge this loser, & try to out-mix him on his own prey!

Alcoholic

Serenade,
err... i've done similar thing before. i told him i'll bring him "hot girls", but of course 混左D仔仔入出啦~
我同我D貨試過釣成班魚來視覺上圍住黎排隊溶我地。。。佢唯有黑面，怒beh... 結果都係換黎奪命追魂, 怨靈跟身。cut call, 過幾日又lan返黎。he lost already because we already have his only coworker looking after us...& he can't say no sh!t. but nowadays, fido/roger don't have the block # function anymore, even if you call service agent

Puzzle,
唔落本，我點會咁睇得起你先?！
我唔會虧待你既。next month promotional 金牌鴨寶座一定比你坐！

matt,
有random仔黎聊我D女女，佢淨係識企埋一邊黑面，可想言之，佢係一個騾夫啦~
切? 冇女都好過連手癮都冇得過丫~

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-12 22:11 編輯 ]

Alcoholic

原帖由 matt72178 於 2008-3-12 11:44 PM 發表
其 實 呢 位 先 生 係 D 其 貌 不 揚 ﹐ 但 荷 包 嚴 重 腫 脹 0個 D﹐ 定 係 有 型 有 款 ﹐ 但 係 無 現 款 0個 D 呀 ?

其貌不揚,無型無款
- below average. eyebrow angles down as Makten describes. always expression-less, black-faced, mad or unhappy face. 見異性就如見殺父仇人咁

荷包唔脹, 無乜現款
- aside from 帶女去唔洗比錢既地方食野另外又有個好classic既故事要同你地LYK分享...

there was this time, where he asked me out to eat dinner, because he was in my area. so i said ok, 還掂 hubby is at work, no one pui me eat dinner. so after reporting to my hubby, i went out for dinner with the loser. & he didn't tell me that he was bringing along a friend before hand, so i was kinda surprised. it happens to be that friend that he bought along was a long time older friend from hk, visiting him. so that night we went to 茶餐廳 (which is totally fine with me), me & that girl got along really well, cus she was friendly & funny... and eventually, he was kinda left out cus it was like girl talks, dirty jokes & teasing him. so we exchanged msn. sometimes when he's not around that night (washroom/smoke break etc), the girl would kinda complain to me, although it was my first time meeting her.

so back at home, we talk on msn la. she known him for like 6-7 years. she came to vancouver to purposely visit him cus she had holidays anyways, & he said that she should come. so she stays @ his place (he only lives with his dad). everyday, she would be left alone at his home all day because he needs to go to school. & his dad needs to go to look after the restaurant. she is so bored that she has nothing to do, & sometimes go out with the loser's mom for lunch...that's about it. the loser's older brother is better. although he works, the brother takes time to show her around, & take her to try good food in vancouver.

on the other hand, the loser asks her to come to vancouver, but have no time to show her around. she said to me: THE LOSER ONLY TAKES HER TO BBT & 茶餐廳 FOR LIKE 3 DAYS STRAIGHT! she is so sick of it that she was gonna stay in vancouver for 3 weeks. she ended up changing her return flight & was only in here for like 6 days. LOL she said to me: "if i'm gonna eat 茶餐廳 for lunch & dinner for 3 days straight, i mind as well go back to hk"

the 2nd day, we were playing snooker. she starts to tell me alot about the loser's older brother wor. so i'm like okok... so i added the older bro on msn & facebook, thinking that she just wants 2 decent nice people to show her around town jeh. so i sort of talk a little bit to the guy la... but not much cus i've never met him before.

on msn, she was saying to me that she knows the loser is chasing me. but even as a long time friend of his, she thinks that i'm too high level for the loser, & she wants to hook me up to the loser's older brother, because he's caring, knows how to take care of friend, good to girls, gentleman etc but i told her that i'm married she was disappointed, because she's been telling the older brother about me already so after, it was kinda weird to talk to the older brother... i had NO IDEA that she was trying to set me up because i'm a decent girl.

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-13 07:59 編輯 ]

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Puzzle,
i don't know! but seriously... who would invite an overseas friend over, but knowing that you have no time for your friend? AND have no plans to have somebody else entertain your friend!? AND leave your friend home alone with NO KEYS to go out (even to walk around or try to take the bus). actually, she's a smoker, & she complain to me that she so cham at that time cus everyday she can only wake up to eat instant noodle for breakfast (cus no keys, no go out), watch tv, & stick her head out the tiny window of the high rise just to smoke....until somebody can come & take her out (she described it as worse than jail). AND only take your friend from hk to eat 茶餐廳?! geez... at least take her to try some local restaurants ya (if not fine dine, at least nice tapas la)! but the fact that the long time friend tries to hook up his target with another person (his brother in this case) is SUCH A DIS~~!

& it's not like we can only see him when partying geh~ but whatever. so disgusted

Alcoholic

原帖由 puZZle 於 2008-3-13 09:15 AM 發表


HAHA that's soooo true

so of course, when he found out that i talk to his brother, he was NOT impressed la. but he can't say no sh!t cus that was HIS friend, HIS own brother.

i never met his brother anyways. it's not neccessary & it's only like an online acquaintance. i don't know how different his brother is, cus technically i don't know him. but at least, from his own friend, the brother is a MUCH better choice.

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-3-13 09:19 編輯 ]

Alcoholic

i know! 朝早叫個女仔幫佢鎖門都好丫~!
i feel so bad for the girl. but too bad, even if i wanted to show her around, i can only do it after work. but it was too late already because she changed her return ticket...or else i would have showed her around on weekends at least. it was her first time in vancouver too!

Alcoholic

Rainy Baby,
what can you do on weekday nights? take her to BBT again? 我做唔出囉~

chunsh,
i don't think HS kids are even that _____ nowadays. he's so low, i can't think of an adjective anymore. you fill in the blank for me if you can think of anymore better words to describe this dude

makten,
i don't know why so many losers i know. one takes out a knife & put it against his own gf. this loser is just so desperate & stupid. aiii 話比人聽我識d咁既蛋散都影衰我

Alcoholic

makten,
don't consider him as friend anymore after so much stuff.
before, i felt he was lonely, and i didn't mind keeping him company as friend. but after watching drama after drama, he deserves it!

rainy baby,
see famous places in the dark meh?   it was fall/winter time. oh well

Alcoholic

原帖由 makten 於 2008-3-13 08:14 PM 發表

Consider him as entertainment!

how do you know my terms so well?!
i often use the term "fish" & "entertainment"!!!