playingtoy

in terms of karma

ive been drinking lots of free coffee from mcdonald recently

and that kid used to work at mcdonald

so ive just paid my debt

playingtoy

P playingtoy
R RCMP

P: i was feeding the bird in the neighborhood and some guy said the birds are pooing on his car  i am wondering about the bylaws on feeding birds

R: as far as i know there is no bylaw against feeding the birds and there is no bylaw against pooing on the car either

..........

R: have you ever get into trouble with anyone on the street
P: ( i pointed at her ) you
R: i mean ... other people

(that was a good looking female rookie)

..........

R: we can give you a ticket for not wearing any helmet and a ticket for riding on the side walk ( two older guys probably in high ranks ) but this time we won't

(all i ever did was squeezed by the cop car to make a right while they were stuck at a red light and then they came after me) (but yes you do need a helmet or pay a $29 fine)

P: thank you ... thank you very much ... thank you ( and bowed almost )

..........

R: do you have any tattoo on you
P: no
R: are you on a parole
P: no
R: have you been in any trouble with the police
P: er ... not recently
R: not recently ?
P: no

..........

cop car drove by me from behind
and slowed down
i kept walking looked to the left
into their car

P: me
R: no
..........

sheep

P: me
R: no
..........
playingtoy 發表於 2010-3-17 01:59

    P: want my autograph?
    R: Yes, can I have it on my uniform?

playingtoy

唉 好慘 前幾日 中左毒 （嚮度睇緊 kristin kreuk 啲相之嘛）攪到依家 睇啲中文 好似 甩皮甩骨 咁 本來諗住等我brother番黎整 等唔耐煩就 自己黎 sofar叫做boot到機兼上到網 上得黎就梗係要留低 幾隻字 先捨得走 OK 又係我

playingtoy

【playingtoy 亂禁 up】

好想要 唔知係咩 有 但係又 唔記得有 咪 成日以為 自己冇 咁又 周圍去搵 明明已經 （以為）搵到 點知 又唔記得 搵到啲乜 跟住又諗 （又諗）咁 通常都係 亂咁中 盲蹤蹤 直至 直至 真係諗到同真係 記得番 自己有 啲乜 不過有時 真係 諗極都諗唔番 搵極都冇 最後都係 總之就係 好想要 唔知係咩 有 但係又 唔記得有

（曾志偉有段對白係咁上下）（我無抄佢）

playingtoy

明我講乜 即係 自己友




唔明就 由佢

sheep

明我講乜 即係 自己友




唔明就 由佢
playingtoy 發表於 2010-3-23 03:52

   咁玄
似彿偈

mucc1928

你是不是想做溫哥華的犀利哥啊?

今天我終於有時間看元這篇thread﹐我覺得你去開啟你的嘜記朋友是對的。

想當年我在 backpack時﹐有個白人排檔﹐一張牌寫著"If you are unhappy and you need a listener, talk to me, for free".  他跟我說在大成市﹐是有人排隊等他聽!

Playing toy, 有生意阿!

playingtoy

Q： if you got a bucket or a box of icecream and you wanna eat it right away and you have no spoon no fork not even a straw what are you gonna do

A： 用手

Q： if lots of people are watching you i assume you are supposed to get a proper utensil but what if you wanna eat it right away

A: 用手

Q： and you think you can just walk into a mcdonald and ask for a spoon or fork and they will give it to you but what if i don't wanna ask

A: 用手


【playingtoy 用膳秘笈】


under most circumstances if i am running into rice or noodles or spaghetti i will try to find a fork or two straws to work as chopsticks and if i can only find one straw i will fold it halfway and work with it and i am doing all these just to be polite and meanwhile keep my hands clean

my opinion is that in extreme circumstances when you and your food meet at the perfect moment and you do not prefer any other distraction the best way to get over it is 用手

during my peak homeless period some people called me the wild man and some people spitted at me and my level of civilization  whatever it is  you get a general idea of the possibility and potential when your identity is a bum  whether you think this is appropriate or not  it's completely personal  

altho eating with your fingers in public might fall into the category of DISORDERLY CONDUCT indecent act UNDER THE CRIMINAL CODE (*)  i've never got charged myself but i did got the police's attention many many times not to mention the security guards in most shopping malls  you might not believe anything i have said but that was my nomadic lifestyle in a nutshell  and i will use my hand without hesitation  the end

afterwords: i had a friend from africa once and i went to her place and had a meal with her and her mom  they actually showed me how to eat with my hands properly  with 4 fingers holding the food and pushed it into my mouth with the thumb  i wasn't very good at that time  now that she is back to africa to her people  and i am pretty much living that primitive life in some aspects  except i surf the net

(*)Disorderly Conduct

Indecent acts
173. (1) Every one who wilfully does an indecent act
(a) in a public place in the presence of one or more persons, or
(b) in any place, with intent thereby to insult or offend any person,
is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

playingtoy

i kind of miss my days when i was brushing my teeth in the public washrooms with the fellow homeless guys  it's like  we looked at each other  and we both carried everything on us  blankets clothes whatever  and then  we met  and we were brushing our teeth  that was pretty awesome  

and then  there was the carnegie center  the gathering place  and you feel the vibe  and you know there are crimes  in their head  not everybody but  quite a majority  and that scared the **** out of me  i never did get close to anybody in that group  that was in the year 02 03 period

and then  you started to look for a place  to take a shower  and you discover some community centers with a side door  which leads you into the shower room  and one day  you walked in there  and a bunch of other guys  coming from the gym  and they looked at you  and you looked at them  and i always remember to grab a coffee cup  and pour myself some hand soap  before i start

and you started to look for a place  to sleep  and you get kicked out by the security 3am in the morning   so you keep walking  and eventually  you noticed some people on the street  with so much peace  and you started to make friends with them  and learn from them

years gone by and as you get older like myself you ended up writing bout in on LYK and i think when will i be able to give up everything one more time and go after my dream it's like if i live that life one more time i don't know cause i already knew and i can't just repeat myself following my own footsteps and i wanna move forward

never mind i should stop talking and go do something real