Picture Perfect

Picture Perfect
By Ryan Murphy

On their first night together, a newly wed couple is getting ready for bed. The bride emerges from the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. Her proud husband says: "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh my God!" he exclaims: "You are so beautiful! Let me take your picture."

Puzzled she asks: "My picture?"

"Yes my dear," he says: "so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and his wife asks: "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims: "Oh my! Let me take a picture."

"Why?" he asks, beaming.

"So I can get it enlarged!" she says.