we have some airline crews that stay at our hotel on a regular basis and sometimes they are very interesting...
yesterday at work......
FA (with strong chinese accent): i'm looking your hotel restaurant...
me: *points* it's right behind you there...
FA: oh okay... i'm looking for one for brunch or lunch tomorrow...
me: yep that one serves breakfast lunch and dinner
FA: oh that's the hotel restaurant?
me: yes that's the one.. we only have one restaurant in the hotel.
FA: oh.. that's it?? just one?
me: yes we only have one...
FA: but i dont want to go to that one.. is there another one?
me:..................... no we only have one
(do you want me to build you one like RIGHT NOW???)