once upon a time 大雄 was so pissed off at f3thing. always being bullied by 忌安. not old enough to sleep with 靜宜. and always ended up in trouble using 叮噹's gadget. so one day. he decided to 離家出走. he stole a few 豆沙包 from ding dong, stuffed them into his pocket, and sneaked out of the house at night.
he kept walking. no idea where he was going. no sense of direction. north east south nor west. he didn't know anywhere else besides home. but for sure he was walking away from Tokyo.
One day, as he was finishing the last 豆沙包, he saw a village called 天神村. he figured he will go in there and get sth to eat.
and the bartender said, " i don't know. i only work here. so you want the coffee or not ?"
"OK never mind," he chucked the whole jar of coffee in, right off the coffee maker, with 20 bags of sugar. And 30 seconds after that, he lost consciousness. and went into a coma.
發表於 2010-7-6 19:49
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