letter from a guy to ex-gf~!! guy, letter

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Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:

Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:

$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.

Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.

Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,

Lovely Bear.

tck

賤男the begining

阿朱

4# Nam
I was known as the  mass production Ghost Writer for "Love Letters" when I was in High School. Penned letters for both genders and made good spending money

somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-15 23:00

有冇賣D情信比陳振聰? 你寫D野應該好夾佢D style佬喔，價錢應該唔錯。

peter236

富臨... 搵日同老婆仔去食下飽魚先~
mcjohnjohn 發表於 2009-6-16 18:52

How many can you eat each time you go there?

mcjohnjohn

He has been rich since 1972.
He named his restaurant Forum  Rich People are Welcome.
while the stock market collapsed and Hengseng Index dropped from 1700 points to 160 points. and people jump from hi ...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-17 04:33

富臨... 搵日同老婆仔去食下飽魚先~

somewhereintime

He has been rich since 1972.
He named his restaurant Forum  Rich People are Welcome.
while the stock market collapsed and Hengseng Index dropped from 1700 points to 160 points. and people jump from highrise building en masse in 1972.
His son is a CA in Toronto.

peter236

62# peter236
When he ruined $100,000 worth of abalone in 1972, enough to buy a house.
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 13:04

Your relative is still rich now.

somewhereintime

62# peter236
When he ruined $100,000 worth of abalone in 1972, enough to buy a house.

peter236

I lived at Choi Hung Estate, HK$90 a month rent.
My uncle Yeung Koon Yat was my neighbour before he opened the Forum in 1972.
BTW, even he orchestrated many state banquet, and became the most famous
...
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 06:03

The famous abalone chef is your relative? wow, you eat a lot of abalone?

Ultraman

56# Ultraman
I think it is alright to take side, everyone should have their own positioning
and belief.  unless you are in politics.
somewhereintime 發表於 2009-6-16 11:36

Yes, this is what I believe too.