你聽過最低能搞笑的話 的, lol

Littleprince

不如大家一齊黎分享你聽過最低能搞笑的話喇。。。

我先﹕

“ONLINE BANKING 可以入我呢張支票嗎﹖”
(電腦窩。。點攝入去呀﹖ )

”我要一個漢堡包﹐走牛肉﹐走番茄﹐走 PICKLE 丫唔該“
(咩話﹖茄汁包﹖ )



大家有無聽過笑爆嘴的話呀﹖(一定要你親耳聽見的﹐生活上的﹐可以是親人朋友自己說的﹐或者 OVERHEARD 人地說的也成)

B仔

小王子小姐，

飲茶時，我曾經聽到隔離檯落單：
"唔該，皮蛋瘦肉粥走皮蛋丫"

akshea

唔該, 凍零茶， 熱 的。

ricrick

點解燕子冬天要南飛？

因為吾想行

大檸樂

從前有一跟火柴逛街，突然覺得頭痕，於是他R頭，結果就燒死了。

kingsway

原帖由 akshea 於 2009-2-27 15:09 發表
唔該, 凍零茶， 熱 的。

My gf did one before, she ordered a "熱的雪糕奶茶", 個waitress當時立刻儍眼..

ACC-HE

someone on the phone @ some wonton noodle place...

"我喺麥杯記食緊麵..."

奀 == 杯?

siuyudim

原帖由 Littleprince 於 2009-2-27 13:30 發表
”我要一個漢堡包﹐走牛肉﹐走番茄﹐走 PICKLE 丫唔該“
(咩話﹖茄汁包﹖ )

...

i used to work at McD way back in my highschool days, there is an actual key created for "Cheeseburger No Meat" (CHB NO MEAT). The bun would consist of only a squirt of ketchup, 3 drops of mustard, a pinch of onions, 1 piece of pickle (size of a toonie?), and a slice of cheese... people do order them, not me of course.

i also had a customer in drive-thru ordering, and he told me the order is "to-go".

i've also asked stupid things too, of course. a customer ordered a small cone and i asked if it was for here or to go. not that it would make any different, oops...we both laughed.

ricrick

陳冠希希望各女受害人早人康複

Catpiano

" I won't eat breakfast with empty stomach"