CWong

有个鸡毛主管有朝早懒有心咁话要請班伙記食午飯喎，但係自己又遲遲唔蒲头，咁嗰曰成班工友见佢唔出現咪call佢咯，佢就话自己开緊会要遲啲至到，叫啲火記开始先，啲工友见lunch time都係得嗰一个鈡头，已經冇几多時间剩，咁緊係照做啦，点知个主管到最後係喺人哋食到盤狼籍嘅時候至肯現身，班工友其实已經好好心同佢打咗包，留番佢嗰份，但係个鸡毛主管卻依然好心心不忿，即時扯晒火講咗一堆话佢至係呀头、话班伙記当佢冇到之類恶啃嘅说话，之后个下午又借Ｄ意叫咗几个工友入房照肺，搞到嗰几个工友眼湿湿咁行返出嚟，其实嗰曰係大节嚟，惯例大部份机構都会俾啲员工早大半曰返屋企嘅，所以好多工友嘅屋企人其实係預咗佢哋可以早返屋企，仲煮好飯、煲定湯等佢哋返去，点知嗰日个鸡毛主管就为咗件咁嘅事玩嘢，话全世界人冇佢批準都唔可以早抖，结果好多工友嘅屋企人都打电话问佢哋几時返，嗰曰啲工友就好慘咁做到四点几、五点至走得，咩過节mood都冇晒，啲員工遇著个成日恃住自己揸得鸡毛当令箭，自把自为，私事当工事辦、又小器、又情绪化、做人处事又唔成熟嘅主管真係好慘！

快樂牛郎

i hv to deal with retards everyday
news 發表於 2010/2/19 10:45

you work in a mental health clinic?

news

the best one is couple yrs ago..a guy called in:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, yes, i lost my bankcard"
"oh ok, may I ask how did you lose the card?"
"I was trying to use your atm machine and there seems to be a hole at the card slot and no card reader but i put my card in the hole anyways'

$*&#($&%()$

another one brilliant one:
"thx for calling XXXX, how can i help you today?"
"hi, i have a problem with my deposit"
"ok no problem, I can help you with that. what problem did you encounter?'
"my deposit envelop is stuck in the deposit slot."
"oh, how did it get stuck?"
"the time limit expired and i tried to rush the envelop in the slot but the gate closed and the envelop is now halfway stuck by the gate"
"the branch will be opened in 30 minutes, are you able to wait at the machine and I can check whether there will some one at the branch already that can help you?"
"oh....um...i'm home now"

$^&*#$^&*(*&(

chocobun

i work in a hotel...

1) right now during olympics there are lots of media ppl staying at my hotel, and one korean media guy, i think he's in his 40's... came to me and asked if the room he has includes breakfast.  i told him no.  then he was POUTING AT ME and asking me why.... omg.. a 40 yr old man pouting at me..... m i supposed to 摸佢頭頭 and 呵返佢???????

2) some dude walks up to me and told me his ATM machine "eat" his money (he's missing $10).  i was preparing to call the ATM company but i was thinking to myself... let's walk over and take a look... and his money was sitting RIGHT THERE.... he just left it there -__- hellllllo wake up???

3) guest: i'm here for a meeting... where do i park?
me: you park at _____________ (instructions) and there's a meter down this hallway just put in your stall number and it'll give you a receipt.. you dont need to put it on your dash.
guest: so you mean... i have to put money in the meter???
me:....................  yeah.....
(...... em seriously no you dont... of course you dont... the meter is for decoration only you know....... you never HAVE to do anything in this world but if you get a ticket dont come bug me)

tiffiant

whhahhwhwahawhahawhaw choco

raima

one time a customer came to the counter to pay for a piece of lingerie, my coworker is a rather young high school student (guy). and he was flushed and his face was bright red as he was trying to fold the item. he tried but failed and then asked me to help him out. he just quickly walked away embarrassed. and i finished up the transaction for him.

bubblesalt

I used to have this guy call in to our line, say "plastic" really slowly and low voice, then you go "welcome to XX, how may I help you", and he would say "plastic" again...

Some other co-workers heard him ask if she would like to wrap him in plastic.....
He does it alllll the time, almost always right when we first open.

ani

my sister used to work at dairy queen
she said one day there were two guys that came in to buy ice cream cake
and my sister asked them what they want to write on the cake..
and the guy turned to my sister and asked her

to write "爽" on the cake

it's not their birthdays, but they just felt like buying a cake

tapioca

A customer called and said that she purchased 3 items (2 for her husband and 1 for hershelf), but when she looked at the bag there are only 2 items but got charged for 3! The staff who rang in her purchase pretty sure she gave her all 3 and we checked our inventory everything are exactly right. We asked her to look everywhere like her vehicle and double check her bag to see if it got stuck somewhere, and she insisted that she looked and could not find it at all, and we shorted her an item by makeing her paid!! Later on she came back, dropped her bag with merchanize on our counter and wanted us to replace her missing item!! When she dropped the bag on the counter, "the missing item" just flew out from the bag!!!!! go figure @_@

IcySugar

24# chocobun

hahaha I like ur stories xP