快樂牛郎

A lot of you work(ed) in retail

ricrick

chocobun

24# chocobun

hahaha I like ur stories xP
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-20 01:26

thanks! if anyone wanna hear more i have LOTS more... just dun wanna bored ppl by typing pages :p
let me throw in a few more...

1) some dude walks up to the desk... "where's your atm?"
me: "sir it's just around the corner there..." *points
dude: "does your atm machine give out mexican money?"
me: ".......no sir... it only gives canadian..... . . . . . ." (well HELLOOOO... welcome to CANADA???? i'm not sure if the atm can fit ALL different currencies from all around the world......)

2) guest walks up to me... "do you have antibiotics?"...
me: ........................... no...
(does this look like a drug store to you?? even if i do i cant give it to you..... i hope people know by now that you have to take a FULL CYCLE of antibiotics anyway???)

3) used to work in a hotel with theatre... one night i was covering switchboard...
me: "thank you for calling blah blah blah .... *does my little speech...* how may i help you?"
(turns out the person who called was a celebrity who was to perform that night... i forgot who it was)
celebrity: i'm ________ and i dont know how to get to the stage and i'm almsot late for my performance!!!
me: where are you right now?
celebrity: i'm in the back stage...
me: ........................................ (em... back stage and front stage... only a door apart??)... okay i'll send someone to help you RIGHT AWAY......

IcySugar

33# chocobun

I dunno abt others... but I enjoy reading ur stories... lol xP

samsung

33# chocobun

I dunno abt others... but I enjoy reading ur stories... lol xP
IcySugar 發表於 2010-2-20 04:39

yes, more plz

MSN04

我公司的會計：

1) 由公司行去BANK，來回至多20分鐘。佢渣車去，要45分鐘先返到（最快）
如果忙，個個都會幫手聽電話，唯獨她從來不懂

2) 個個返830（除非有MEETING）。不過唔知點解，佢係一定冇MEETING，BUT每日 ...
B仔 發表於 2010-2-19 10:04

accountants 係咁架嘛...
我公司隔離都係 accounting.. 好鬼準時返工, 放工... 真係羨慕死人.

快樂牛郎

accountants 係咁架嘛...
我公司隔離都係 accounting.. 好鬼準時返工, 放工... 真係羨慕死人.
MSN04 發表於 2010/2/20 13:56

you are talking about accountants who make 50k a year, not those who make 150k a year

tofu

i overheard this story

teller:  how can i help you today
client:  i want to deposit this cheque to my account but i don't have my bank card with me
teller:  that's ok, do you have a piece of picture id
client:  yes, my driver license
teller:  sorry sir, do you go by another name, we can't find you in our system.
client:  (rising his voice)  my account is under this name, i have been bank with you guys for 10+ years....
a/m:  sorry sir, we can't find your info. under our system, by chance, do you remember your account number or can you come back with your back card
client:  xxxyyyzzz  if i have my bank card, i will just deposit at the bank machine.  i don't know why t_ bank hire all the stupid people.
everyone in the branch was shock...........because....
a/m:  excuse me, did you just say t_ bank, you have account with t_ bank?
client: ar..........????yes, t_bank
a/m:  but you are at R__ bank, t_ bank is across the street.

tiffiant

people are so cooooooooooooool

superberry

Another teller story:

A dude handed me a cheque. When I look at the cheque, the written amount was "Pi", and the numeric amount was the math Pi symbol...........

me: sorry, I cannot deposit the cheque for you
dude: er..... why not?
me: (trying not to laugh) I can't deposit 3.141516, right? (I was amazed that I could remember the numeric form of Pi!)
dude: why not? go ahead!
me: sorry, this is not a legitimate cheque!

I have a similar story like Tofu:

A client handed me a C__C bank card and wanted to do a deposit.
me: sorry, do you have another bank card?
client: no, so what do you want me to do!?
me: Do you have a R__ bank card? We can't deposit with a C__C bank card.
client: no, that's the only card I got. So what do you want me to do!!!!!
(repeat 3 times)
lady @ next wicket: so........... you go to C__C and make your deposit!
client: oh, is it not C__C here???

Aren't they colour blind? T_ is green, R__ is blue, and C__C is red!!!