wow, i never noticed this thread. i applaud ACC-HE's creativity in thinking up this topic
hope i'm not too late to jump on the bandwagon. here's my bit:
-at work, i spend most of my time gossiping about other colleagues, walking around the building, sitting at my desk doing nothing, hanging around the lunchroom, and drinking coffee. occasionally, i will pretend i'm working.
-if i'm pulling an all-nighter at the office and i fall asleep:
a) a decent-looking male co-worker will put his jacket over my shoulders (if i'm a female)
or
b) a decent-looking female will stay all night watching me sleep or finish my work for me
When I'm in a hurry and waiting for a taxi, just when the taxi arrive and i open the door, someone else will push me out of the way and get in the taxi