Alcoholic

makten,
the main reason why girls are scared away by the brown dudes is because the brown dudes are usually gang related (i really don't mean to sterotype, but you guys know what i mean ga la...from the news & etc.) and they will drug girls. this is because my friend's friends (2 girls) gotten drugged on a saturday night packed with brown wolves. my friend had to rush to save the 2 girls & take them both to the hospital. that's another reason why i don't go plush on saturdays, & only go fridays if i have to.

Ovaltine,
well, Mama-Alc just hired you right this moment! it's totally ok if you don't go clubbing & all that. having a quiet time is great too... as some girls on LYK is more the silent type. be a little more active here on LYK, and we'll consider you as our next promotional item & YES! i still have you're profile. actually, i remember your's & makten's profile...hahaha. ironicly, we've never received a profile from 小白力 at all! not even from the old LYK.

cllo,
welcome to Mama-Alc's world. in short: from the old LYK board, we started a "LYK Dating & Consulting Services". Our goal is to get everybody laid. <--   jk!!!! No, seriously... our goal for our non-profit "company" is to help both guys & girls with their relationship problems. It doesn't mean that you have to be engaged in a relationship in order to ask for help here. You can seek free consultation (through open thread, or private PM's) from any of our consultants here including topics like:
- how to improve your presentation to the opposite sex, or even just fashion consulting
- tips on how to hunt down your target successfully
- expanding social circle
- open discussions on guys/girls issues
etc etc...!!! everything & everyone is welcomed!

as for the "promotional" item..... it's just a specially hand-picked single-status individual by the Boss (Serenade), or the Mama-San's (Utopia & I) to be promoted!! it will certainly give you a boost to being knowned by other people, & if we have a good candidate to match you up with, we'll certainly hook you up!

most importantly, this thread is created to let people to jump in & just fool around, joke around...& have fun! so no put-downs, & personal attacks. be nice to each other & enjoy!

Rainy

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-19 02:54 發表
rainy,
although you're x-promotional, but you will have your profile with me for life. always call you for a new "job"

hhehehhe I'm yours forever......  但收左山有段日子.. 唔知自己仲係咪  0甘有 market as you and utopia wor ...

cllo

icic. interesting. so can someone help me get a gf here. hehe.

Ovaltine

Yay, sounds like a plan, haha, getting me laid and all... attracting girls is not a problem for me, i just so ****ty at approaching girls as i have been pretty reclusive for the past year. i am really not great with girls, i dont make people laugh..and i just wanna goto the park watch the sunrise and chat abit in those summer sleepless nights.

makten

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-20 19:58 發表
makten,
the main reason why girls are scared away by the brown dudes is because the brown dudes are usually gang related (i really don't mean to sterotype, but you guys know what i mean ga la...from t ...

well...i don't know about gangs...but brownies sure do love to hang out in a group...it's like they can't do anything without having a buddy backing them up...
so on fridays there's no brownies?

wow...you actually remember my profile? there's nothing special....or did u just remember the part where i said i wanna gold-dig some rich girls?

[ 本帖最後由 makten 於 2008-1-20 21:52 編輯 ]

Alcoholic

rainy baby,
your 2 Mama's 收哂山喇~ 妳個Mama-Utopia仲還好呀，話哂都未黃面好似我咁~ 我就慘了~~~ 人老豬黃   最有市場既當然係妳啦~

cllo,
what sorta girl you looking for? give us some of your stats & target, & we'll run it through our database right away!!!
as a noob here, the 1st rule-of-thumb that we Mama-sans' emphasize is:
"know your limit, mix within it"

Ovaltine,
if you can attract girls to you... then approaching shouldn't be too difficult. i know that you're still trying to overcome social-anxiety & 內向personality... but if girls come to you just like that, then all you need to do is a little casual chatting...& RELAX!!! be yourself & try not to impress the girls... the one should like you for who you are, & how carefree & simple that you can be~

makten,
this past fri... mo mud brownies...just one or 2 scattered here & there~ there was more white dudes than usual. i think because it's so cold, everywhere isn't as packed as summer/spring time.
i remember your profile.... hehehehe you're one of our most active clients! kakakak

makten

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-20 22:24 發表
rainy baby,
your 2 Mama's 收哂山喇~ 妳個Mama-Utopia仲還好呀，話哂都未黃面好似我咁~ 我就慘了~~~ 人老豬黃   最有市場既當然係妳啦~

cllo,
what sorta girl you looking for? give us some of your stats & ...

yeah i'm probably the most active person here except for you and a few other members....
maybe it's because i'm too desperate hahahahahaaa...
maybe i should just go back to kiddy lands like fabric (sonar) or atlantis hahahaaa

Rainy

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-20 22:24 發表
rainy baby,
your 2 Mama's 收哂山喇~ 妳個Mama-Utopia仲還好呀，話哂都未黃面好似我咁~ 我就慘了~~~ 人老豬黃   最有市場既當然係妳啦~

哈哈... 我唔會太有 market gar.. lols

cllo

waht sorta of girl i am looking for??  hum. small build hk girl. dont smoke. simple and easy going.  haha, dont really have any. it more like if i like i like if i dont i dont type lor.  am i suppose to put my own stats here or should i pm u to take a look a it first ar. what kinda of info do u want from me.

alphavision

lol ! hi to mama san & all folks from old/new lyk, havn't been here for awhile