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Alcoholic

Welcome to Mama-Alc & Mama-Utopia's world ( hehe~ just because this thread is managed by us Twins 雙妃, doesnt mean you guys can 起雙妃 here ga! )! i looked at our LYK 感情區, & it seems like the boys here have more 心事 than the girls...so i'll make this post in the 男人心事

so.... our LYK Dating & Consultation Services is back in business by popular demand! Thanks so much for all your support!!!!

to start off the new year, and this new thread, please give your warm welcome to our new addition to my family:

金鴨仔之稱既...小白力!!!!!!!

Mama-Alc 絕對睇好佢架!一定會力龐!!
as the very first male addition to my family, he is now the first promotional item of 2008! all bids for this NEW HOT ITEM of 2008 is now open to public! CNY & Valentine's Day is just around the corner... need a decent BFE (bf-experience)? wait no longer!  

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 14:30 編輯 ]

utopia

小白力, as the name suggested. That's our target presentation of 小白力, which is white skin, cute and good guy looking. So we will try our best to make 小白力 very presentable in front of families nor friends of yours.

If you request special tailor service, don't hesitate to contact us. We will change 小白力 image accordingly upon request.

Also, with V-day is coming up. We are going to open V-day session for ladies and gentlemen on LYK. Either how to fish lesson or how to regenerated a aged old marriage on V-day. We are up to it and try our best to help.

Any potential bidder???? Don't wait, promotional items always gone so quick~~~

myversa

I think you should put on woman's area because it's women should be the ones bidding right?

Or can men bid too?

utopia

原帖由 myversa 於 2008-1-17 15:19 發表
I think you should put on woman's area because it's women should be the ones bidding right?

Or can men bid too?

"can men bid too? " , that we have to consult with our one and only duckie lik wor! if he is fine, we are willing to put him on the men's market too!

CWong

I like it too!

Alcoholic

Twin,
wei~ you putting alot of work load on my plate wor
why don't you take on the task of "custom tailoring 小白力"?
cus' i'll have to prepare for my lectures for:
1. Fishing 101
[ Beginner's guide to getting a good "catch" for the ladies ]
2. SM Artistry: The Whip
[ Painful slashes on your @$$ guarantees life-long marriage]
3. LowLife SOS

myversa:
as i say, i posted here because it's mainly to overcome males' relationship problems. but don't get me wrong, ladies are more than welcomed! btw, if i don't remember wrong, you're married right? do you have any 老姑婆單身貴族 that would like to hire 小白力??

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 15:47 編輯 ]

utopia

原帖由 Traum 於 2008-1-17 15:50 發表

I'm all about $$ (that and safety). As long as the other party is disease-free and willing to pay, I will provide any and every service that is requested from me.

That is my professional conduct la~ ...

Okay, our duckie has responded your question now. He is ready to have his a$$ work up for more $$. So he is pretty up to anything as long as there are large amount of money involved~~~

Bidder are welcome to start bidding now !!!!!

utopia

原帖由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 15:45 發表
Twin,
wei~ you putting alot of work load on my plate wor
why don't you take on the task of "custom tailoring 小白力"?
cus' i'll have to prepare for my lectures for:
1. Fishing 101
[ Beginner's ...

Don't worry twin, we will do all these together; including lecture.

Just one thing bare in mind, potential student or client.

Like rules apply to most strip bar, absolutely no camera nor any electronic devised allowed in lecture or session. We gotta be careful about business spy, eh??

utopia

So right now we have to promotional item.

#1) Our lovely 小白力

#2) Our cute daughter rainy.

Any more LYKs members wants to join??

You are always welcome to expand the size of our company.
2 employees is absolutely not enough in order to catch up Mr. Hyde's business. We need more support~~~~