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Welcome to Mama-Alc & Mama-Utopia's world ( hehe~ just because this thread is managed by us Twins 雙妃, doesnt mean you guys can 起雙妃 here ga! )! i looked at our LYK 感情區, & it seems like the boys here have more 心事 than the girls...so i'll make this post in the 男人心事

so.... our LYK Dating & Consultation Services is back in business by popular demand! Thanks so much for all your support!!!!

to start off the new year, and this new thread, please give your warm welcome to our new addition to my family:

金鴨仔之稱既...小白力!!!!!!!

Mama-Alc 絕對睇好佢架!一定會力龐!!
as the very first male addition to my family, he is now the first promotional item of 2008! all bids for this NEW HOT ITEM of 2008 is now open to public! CNY & Valentine's Day is just around the corner... need a decent BFE (bf-experience)? wait no longer!  

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 14:30 編輯 ]
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Twin,
wei~ you putting alot of work load on my plate wor
why don't you take on the task of "custom tailoring 小白力"?
cus' i'll have to prepare for my lectures for:
1. Fishing 101
[ Beginner's guide to getting a good "catch" for the ladies ]
2. SM Artistry: The Whip
[ Painful slashes on your @$$ guarantees life-long marriage]
3. LowLife SOS

myversa:
as i say, i posted here because it's mainly to overcome males' relationship problems. but don't get me wrong, ladies are more than welcomed! btw, if i don't remember wrong, you're married right? do you have any 老姑婆單身貴族 that would like to hire 小白力??

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 15:47 編輯 ]
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原帖由 Traum 於 2008-1-17 03:50 PM 發表

I'm all about $$ (that and safety). As long as the other party is disease-free and willing to pay, I will provide any and every service that is requested from me.

That is my professional conduct la~ ...

our 小白力真抵錫, 又聽話

soon, we will release the date of our 25 cents peek show featuring 小白力. limited time only for SUCH an amazing offer!!! stay tuned!!!

(小白力, i order you to go work up your muscles with my 表哥樂 as your personal trainer... it will be a sold out show!!! need be well prepared~)
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Twin,
can't promote rainy because she has a "catch" now.
aiya...we need to communicate more sin duc! seems like we're not on the same step for info update wor.... (we need to look pro sin duc ga mah!)



[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-17 16:01 編輯 ]
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小白力,
fyi,
that night at the hotpot event...we started eating around 7pm. by 9pm we were so stuffed that Biu Gor Lok dragged us all down to Utopia's gym for an intensive 1.5 hours of work out. so if you're lucky enough to get rich auntie to stuff your face with unlimited 魚翅燕窩海味, we guarantee to keep you in shape! even more reliable than 修身堂
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小白力,
you are our FIRST male promotion. we needa give the clients a lil "freebee".... and 25cents is not exactly "free"~

don't rush into things...
we'll lead/guide you step by step. we need a SOLID foundation in order to make $X0,000 per day like Mr. H ga mah

you're in good gentle hands, our dear 小白力
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你唔識行規喇,小白力~
而家就算你係豬,都吊唔得幾高黎賣啦!that's OUT!!!
今時今日係講包裝,實(性)力,charm, & importantly 贈品! 有贈品, 自然地會吸引糖媽媽 & girls! so of course, we need to give some preview first! or else how to attract clients?!
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McJ:
包裝 - of course we need to get him some whitening skin care products like SK-II, & lotsa powder to powder his nose lah!

實(性)力 - Lok will be his personal trainer...  腰力exercise is very important other than overall muscle/toned attractiveness

Charm - we gotta get him new wardrobe. appearance is the first impression that will surely charm females! as for personality charm, just polishing out the rough corners will be fine ga la~

white rubber duckie as 贈品 is a great idea! cute-ness will attract females!

LOK:
you can 試鐘 for us, cus males are allowed to bid too!   jk~ actually, aside from the 贈品 & peek show idea... i was thinking we can have a grand prize lucky draw! all sexes are allowed to enter for a FREE (yes!! FREE) draw for a BFE session with romantic dinner + hotel room package (haha...use my company's corporate/points to redeem for the draw) for one day!

geesh.... gotta work on this champaign sin duc lah
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makten,
i know you've been waiting for this post ga la. fyi, i'll hire you on the spot right now sin to make things REALLY efficient! we need to build up mama-Alc's duckie group~ another idea is to have the professional photographers here help us do a "calendar duckie" project
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Twin,
I know American Beauty is a photographer. Last month we went for a drink and I saw her work. I don't know anything about photography nor anything technical about it... but i like her work & her style. She was saying that when we are still young, we should take more pics... so it's an awsome opportunity for the Duckies to capture the youth of their golden lifetime right now

now, we have 3 executives:
Mama-Alc
Mama-Utopia
Boss Serenade

LYK employees we have:
小白力
makten
rainy (x-promotional show girl)


contractors we have:
Biu Gor LOK as personal trainer
my TA

[ 本帖最後由 Alcoholic 於 2008-1-18 09:39 編輯 ]
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