如果有人說你丑，要這樣回應TA... 老婆

myversa

如果有人說你丑，要這樣回應TA...

“你真丑……”

——什麼，你居然說我丑，我要報警！
——我是故意的。
——你別以為你說話與眾不同，我就會注意你……
——就是丑就是丑！嚇死你！
——承蒙錯愛。
——對不起，我是實力派。
——我曾經嚇死過很多人，你小心點……
——我老婆比你老婆漂亮。
——不好意思，這個秘密被你發現了。
——本來我想死的心都有了，看到你又有了活下去的勇氣。
——太好了，終於有人說我丑。你要知道，做個帥哥實在太有壓力了。
——要不要送張相片給你辟邪？
——說我丑？哼，當心我的愛慕者揍你。
——天哪，你居然搶我台詞。
——我很丑，但是我很搶手……
——嗯，丑到極致就是種美了。
——沒錯，我是大規模殺傷武器。幸虧我沒去伊拉克，不然美國就有借口了。
——有眼疾就別出門亂跑，小心過馬路被車撞死！
——哇，你早上眼睛沒洗干淨，還殘留了昨晚照鏡子時的影子吧！
——你怎麼這麼不誠實？


來氣死那些人

tiffiant

my husband wont' say that to me

myversa

If you want to lie, go somewhere to lie; I do not welcome liar in my thread.

tiffiant

there is nothin gi can say  about your trust towards me

myversa

there is nothin gi can say  about your trust towards me
tiffiant 發表於 2010-2-17 21:42

I have already said it many times, if you really can provide prove that what you said is true, I would say sorry to you; otherwise, SHUT UP (AT LEAST IN MY THREAD) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myversa

And besides, many people have already said "they do not care" and stop posting stuff about you and your imginary hubby.  NO ONE CARES. JUST GO AWAY. A LONELY LOSER WHO CANNOT GET A GIRLFRIEND AND GOOD JOB.

tofu

my answer is ok or so

布小熊

haha. I will tell him/her that my mom says that all the time!

ricrick

bitch punch on his/her face

B仔

B仔："係呀，你唔抵得呀？"